Musk Jokes

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The Best jokes about Musk

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

What do you call new car smell in a Tesla?

Elon's Musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

Tesla released a car air freshener last week...

They call it Elon's Musk.

Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California

Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out

What do Elon Musk and the Nazis have in common?

They both give children serial numbers.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Γ† A-12?

i 1 2 Β½ 6

People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll?

Because I've always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like?

Elon's Musk

Teslas don't have that new car smell

They have kind of a musk to them

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?

Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

What does the inside of a new Tesla smell like?

Elon's musk.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal

Elongate would be pretty drawn out.

What does space smell like?

Elon's Musk

What does Mars smell like?

Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Elon Musk is making a new cologne.

It's called Elon Musk.

How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?

SpaceX

What did SpaceX's grass smell like after the drones finished mowing it?

It had an E-Lawn Musk

If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it

Would it be his Space Ex?

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

Elon Musk Scandal

I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out

What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?

Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?

Elon Musk: 'Y'.

Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.

Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Why?

Musk: Exactly.

Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?

Musk: No, 'Y'.

Journalist: 'know why' what!?

Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'

Journalist: *I don't know!*

Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?

Musk by Elon

Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.

Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
















I'm sorry

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

Two guys walk into a bar

They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla?

Felon Musk.

Some people say Tesla's interiors all smell the same...

Sort of like an Elon Musk.

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?

Where does Elon Musk pray?

The Elon Mosque

If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space sex?

Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like weed, money and a hint of regret.

It's called Elon Musk

What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?

By saying *"I need some space"*

The all new self-driving Tesla has a shower facility in it

Time to get rid of that Musk

Tesla released a teaser image for their upcoming new crossover vehicle

**Tesla released a teaser image for their upcoming new crossover vehicle.**

Journalist: What's the model name?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Because I'm asking you. Musk: And I'm telling you.

Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Why?

Musk: Exactly.

Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?

Musk: No, 'Y'.

Journalist: 'know why' what!?

Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'

Journalist: *I don't know!*

Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...

It's Elon Musk.

I'm gonna 1 up Elon Musk and name my kid

58008

What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?

Elon Musk.

I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"

Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...

...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

Elon Musk would never have to worry if he lost his son X

He could just go to a mathematician to find him.

Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?

Yeah, Amber Heard

Normal people use their children's names to set their email passwords.

Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.

Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space?

The flat earthers unionized

Elon Musk launched the falcon heavy hoping to start a space race...

Of course he wants a space race, he's the only one with a car up there

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

I think with the recent success of Elon musk's not a flamethrower sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon's musk

Why does Elon Musk go to the gym

He wants to be Muskular.

Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship?

Because the ship had Musk written all over it

What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."?

Musk-u-liar

Relationship status of Elon Musk

Forever Elon.

What do you call a smell that lasts for a very long time?

Eon Musk.

I heard Elon Musk was going to send his mini-sub to the White House

Because Trump caved and now he's stuck.

Teslas don't have New Car Smell.

But the are infused with Musk

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model

The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.

What's the name of the cologne created for Tesla owners?

Elon Musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

If Elon Musk started a yoga studio...

...he'd be the owner of a boring company and an inner resting company as well.

What is Tesla's new fragrance called?

Elon Musk

What cologne do Tesla drivers wear?

Elon's Musk

Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.

I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.

I had to quit my job at the Tesla factory today

I was allergic to Elon's Musk.

New Cologne

My son told me this.

Tesla is offering a sample of their new cologne when you go to their show rooms.

It is called Elon Musk

What happens when Elon Musk gets aroused?

He elongates

Chris Brown is so good at Battery

Elon Musk just hired him for Tesla.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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