The Best 80 Musk Jokes

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I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

Musk joke, New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.

Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?


What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Musk joke, Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar

Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...

It's Elon Musk.

Why does Elon Musk go to the gym

He wants to be Muskular.

What does the inside of a new Tesla smell like?

Elon's musk.

Teslas don't have that new car smell

They have kind of a musk to them

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What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."?

Musk-u-liar

Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?

Yeah, Amber Heard

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like?

Elon's Musk

Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model

The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.

Musk joke, Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model

What do you call a smell that lasts for a very long time?

Eon Musk.

Two guys walk into a bar

They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.

What did SpaceX's grass smell like after the drones finished mowing it?

It had an E-Lawn Musk


Tesla released a car air freshener last week...

They call it Elon's Musk.

What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?

Musk by Elon

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"

Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"

Teslas don't have New Car Smell.

But the are infused with Musk

How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?

SpaceX

What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?

Elon Musk.

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

Elon Musk launched the falcon heavy hoping to start a space race...

Of course he wants a space race, he's the only one with a car up there

What does space smell like?

Elon's Musk

I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal

Elongate would be pretty drawn out.

I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?

Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

What do you call new car smell in a Tesla?

Elon's Musk

I think with the recent success of Elon musk's not a flamethrower sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon's musk

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space?

The flat earthers unionized

What does Mars smell like?

Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Relationship status of Elon Musk

Forever Elon.

If Elon Musk started a yoga studio...

...he'd be the owner of a boring company and an inner resting company as well.

Elon Musk is making a new cologne.

It's called Elon Musk.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?

Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?

Elon Musk: 'Y'.

Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.

Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Why?

Musk: Exactly.

Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?

Musk: No, 'Y'.

Journalist: 'know why' what!?

Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'

Journalist: *I don't know!*

Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...

...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship?

Because the ship had Musk written all over it

If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it

Would it be his Space Ex?

Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.

Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.

Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like weed, money and a hint of regret.

It's called Elon Musk

If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space sex?

I heard Elon Musk was going to send his mini-sub to the White House

Because Trump caved and now he's stuck.

Some people say Tesla's interiors all smell the same...

Sort of like an Elon Musk.

What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?

By saying *"I need some space"*

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy

I'm sorry

The all new self-driving Tesla has a shower facility in it

Time to get rid of that Musk

Where does Elon Musk pray?

The Elon Mosque

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla?

Felon Musk.

Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.

I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.

What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12?

i 1 2 ½ 6

Normal people use their children's names to set their email passwords.

Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.

What do Elon Musk and the Nazis have in common?

They both give children serial numbers.

I'm gonna 1 up Elon Musk and name my kid

58008

Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California

Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out

Elon Musk would never have to worry if he lost his son X

He could just go to a mathematician to find him.

Elon Musk Scandal

I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out

People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll?

Because I've always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.

The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes

Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019

Which African country is Elon Musk from?

Madatgascar

Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk.

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas

When Elon Musk converts to Islam

He'd be Elon Mosque.

If Elon musk and Bill gates made an enlargement pill, then

It would be called Elongate

What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common?

They both got rich off of Tesla.

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...

... he was plain old Lon Musk

What happens to Musk when he approaches a black hole?

He gets Elongated

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