Musk Jokes

Funniest Musk Short Jokes

Short musk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The musk humour may include short muscle jokes also.

1. Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
2. Why did elon musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
3. If Elon Musk's space company establishes a mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
4. What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur? Elon Musk made an electric car
   Lemurs Madagascar
5. Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
6. Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. He plan to buy it.
7. Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
8. Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition? He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out
9. why Elon musk is A true Edison of our time ? Because He found a way to milk Nicolai after he has been long in the grave, too
10. if Elon Musk had a dollar for every racial slur & sexist slur on twitter... Oh, wait- he does.

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Musk One Liners

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1. I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.
2. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
3. Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
4. What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's Elon Musk.
5. What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
6. How did Elon Musk celebrate 420? With SpaceX going up in smoke.
7. Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
8. Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
9. What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12? i 1 2 ½ 6
10. What's in common between Elon Musk and Homeless man They both do not pay taxes
11. Elon Musk and his girlfriend have broken up. Told her he needed some space.
12. What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy? Bambi
13. What do Tesla cars smell of? Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)
14. Elon musk should tweet about my weight So it would plummet, too.
15. Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like? Elon's Musk

Elon Musk Jokes

Here is a list of funny elon musk jokes and even better elon musk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah.
  Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?
  Team: Parking!?
• Elon Musk says he is going to pull tesla out of California Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out
• Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
• I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
• Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.
• Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar? He's planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.
• Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.
• Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car
• Imagine if Elon Musk got married to Bill Gates and took his name... Yeah no, you're right... 'Elon Gates' is a stretch.
• Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house? Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

Musk Twitter Jokes

Here is a list of funny musk twitter jokes and even better musk twitter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did Musk feel after banning everyone from Twitter? All Elone :(
• Elon Musk has only owned Twitter for one day... and it's already ran over 2 pedestrians.
• I expect the Musk-Twitter feud to take a really long time to resolve I mean, one should expect Elon-gate to drag out
• Elon Musk's Twitter is like a Tesla Model S It goes from 0 to 100 in 1.9 seconds.

Musk Ox Jokes

Here is a list of funny musk ox jokes and even better musk ox puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The was once a very inquisitive Arctic bovine He loved nothing more than to go around saying, "Excuse me, I musk ox you a question."

Gates Jokes

Here is a list of funny gates jokes and even better gates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
  
• Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
• Bill and Melinda Gates woke up today and said... May divorce be with you.
• It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
• My daughter's skirt was getting a lot of attention as I walked her to the school gates, which made me very uncomfortable. To be honest, I thought it suited me.
• "You look like a million bucks", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife.
• You know why the gates of heaven are always left open? Cuz Jesus was raised in a barn!
• A guy dies, goes to the gates of heaven, and starts telling Saint Peter a joke. 8 hours later, Peter finally gets impatient, interrupts him and says, "We don't have forever, Norm."
• Bill Gates to Melinda: "I'll never cheat on you again." "I give you my Word."
• When Bill Gates donates 30% of his net worth He is praised as a generous hero, But when I do it people tell me they don't accept donations under a dollar.

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