Musical Jokes

Funniest Musical Short Jokes

Short musical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The musical humour may include short musician jokes also.

1. How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
2. Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a broadway musical.
3. Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
4. Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
5. I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
6. When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
7. Really awkward pick-up line. Me: You look like my first wife.
   Her: (surprised) How many wives have you had?
   Me: None
   *wedding music starts playing*
8. When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.
9. I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
10. Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
    The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Musical One Liners

Which musical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with musical? I can suggest the ones about artistic and singing.

1. My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.
2. Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
3. What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
4. How many pilots does it take to make good music? Apparently at least 22
5. I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
6. What's a pirate's favorite musical note? The High Cs
7. What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails
8. I can hear music coming out of my printer... I think the papers jammin' again
9. A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
10. My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
11. My neighbours are always listening to loud music whether they want to or not.
12. My friend failed his aboriginal Music class... I asked him "Did'ja redo it?"
13. what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore
14. What is a windmill's favorite kind of music? I've heard they're huge metal fans...
15. Why do North Koreans hate jazz music? They don't have Seoul.

Musical Instrument Jokes

Here is a list of funny musical instrument jokes and even better musical instrument puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After hearing me sing, my music teacher said that I should be tenor. Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
• What did the guitar at the music store say to the customer browsing through their selection of stringed instruments? "Pick Me!! Pick Me!!!!!"
• My ex is a musician. Her musical instrument and I had a lot in common. We both got played, constantly.
• Nowadays there's too many musical instruments It seems today, that all you see is violins in movies and sax on TV
• Survey says Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
• What's a pothead's favorite musical instrument? bag pipes
• A man walks into his orchestra rehearsal... carrying some corn on the cob as his instrument.
  The conductor asks him Will you need any sheet music?
  The man replies, Nah, I'll play it by ear.
• I would never hit someone with a musical instrument... I don't like to resort to violins
• Tchaikovsky, you cannot use instruments of war as musical instruments Tchaikovsky: I cannon I will
• Sean Connery has been scouring Israel for ancient musical instruments. When asked about his progress, he replied, "I've only found one shofar."

Musical Genre Jokes

Here is a list of funny musical genre jokes and even better musical genre puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
• What are windmills' favorite genre of music? They're big metal fans
• Why are accordions like chameleons? They can blend into any musical genre.
• What is a mummy's favourite genre of music? Wrap music.
• North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music. They have named it K-Boom.
• What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul
• What genre of music is a balloons least favorite? Pop
• What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap
• What genre is the National Anthem? Country Music
• What genre of music sounds scary to a balloon? Pop music.

Musical Note Jokes

Here is a list of funny musical note jokes and even better musical note puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the accordion player go to hell? He tried to outplay the devil in a musical duel, but lost by one too many polka notes.
• What did the music thief do in college? Take notes.
• A thief was expelled from music school. It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes.
• Why did the music note drop out of college? Because it couldn't pick a major
• What is the priest's favorite musical note? A minor.
• I got in trouble in school today I was caught passing notes in music class.
• What's the difference between puberty and musical notes? Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.
• Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp.
• When a mine shaft collapses it's known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it? A flat miner
• What's Kevin Spacey's favourite musical note? A minor

Mozart Musical Jokes

Here is a list of funny mozart musical jokes and even better mozart musical puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They dug up Mozart's grave. When they opened the casket he was madly erasing his music... Of course, he was de-composing.
• A few hundred years ago, Mozart was composing beautiful music But for a while now, hes only been de-composing.
• Shortly after Mozart's death, all his music started disappearing but people couldn't figure out why. Turns out he was just de-composing in his grave.
• People visited Mozart grave when he died. But when they got there, music started playing, and people couldn't figure why. It confused every scientist.
  But I figured it out,
  Mozart was decomposing
• So they dug up Mozart's Grave... They found him erasing all of his music, "What are you doing?" "I'm Decomposing"
• Classical music is such a scam... You pay hundreds of dollars to go see Mozart live and in concert, and every time it's just a cover band
• Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing.
• You know what mozarts favorite type of music is? s**...

Musical Theatre Jokes

Here is a list of funny musical theatre jokes and even better musical theatre puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What sort of pasta do you use if you want to fix a musical theatre award? Rigatoni
• I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!

Humorous Musical Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about musical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vocal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make musical pranks.