Music Teacher Jokes
56 music teacher jokes and hilarious music teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about music teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Music Teacher Short Jokes
Short music teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music teacher humour may include short art teacher jokes also.
- After hearing me sing, my music teacher said that I should be tenor. Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
- My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
- My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
- What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song? Of chorus.
- My music teacher constructed a piece for heterosexual killer whales. That's something I wouldn't know how to orca straight.
- I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely.
- The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer.
- So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte
- My music teacher gave the saxophones a lecture on always keeping their cases with them. Because unprotected sax is really unsafe.
- Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba? They think it is an imperfect ending.
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Music Teacher One Liners
Which music teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music teacher? I can suggest the ones about english teacher and musician.
- Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
- My music teacher told me to stay on key I said "pitch please"
- My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor.
- What did the music teacher say to the student with social problems? Just B♮.
- Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
- Why cant priests be music teachers? They're always playing in a relative minor.
- What do you call an Indian music teacher? Ms. Singh
- I told my music teacher I wanted to play the drums. He said "Beat it!"
- What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms
- My music teacher broke a drum in class with too much force rip
- My pants: *look a bit crooked* My music teacher: Just look #.
- My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day It was a glock and spiel
- I asked my music teacher how music was made She taught me about the A's and the B's.
- Why was the music teacher fired? She struck a third base with a student.
- Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi
Quirky and Hilarious Music Teacher Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about music teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music teacher pranks.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class.
She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day.
One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal."
She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves.
She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word.
The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand.
Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story:
"There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower.
There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out.
One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing.
The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!'
So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
I got a phone call from my son's school today
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
So a man was walking through a graveyard...
When he began hearing music coming from one of the graves. So he followed the sound and ended up at Beethoven's grave. Then he recognized the music, it was Beethoven's 9th but it was playing backwards! So the man called up his friend to come check it out and when the friend arrived Beethoven's 7th was playing, backwards as well. They called the caretaker and he arrived as Beethoven's 5th was playing and even he could not figure it out! They called doctors scientists and nobody could explain what was happening. Finally the music teacher arrived just as Beethoven's first was about to end and the crowd of people asked him what was happening. "That's easy!" The musician replied. "He's decomposing!"
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Did any of you hear about that p**... music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while f**... A minor.
A music teacher is facing the judge in court
After a few minutes, the judge recognises the man and asks him a question. "Hey, wasn't it you who taught my son to play the drums?"
"Uhh... yeah?" he replied.
"Life in prison for you!"
Music theory joke
So I was in my second year theory class and the teacher was working with students individually at the piano on compositions.
It started to get loud so the professor said, "Alright, unless you are telling jokes about secondary dominants, there shouldn't be any laughing."
I immediately raise my hand and after being called on I say; "So this hemiola, this secondary dominant and this anacrusis all walk into a bar".
The professor asks if there is punch line and I respond; "Of course, the anacrusis says to the other two, hey I bet I get picked up before you guys do"!
Killed it.
Did you hear about the music teacher that hit a student?
He got in serious treble
Sorry, tuba players...
A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.
When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
"I joined the orchestra!"
Teacher: No listening to music in class.
Student: Does that mean I can listen to dubstep?
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Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher?
All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
What's a teacher's favorite music genre?
Math rock!
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My music teacher got arrested today
He was fiddling A minor
Why was the high school music teacher controversial?
Because he had his students read band books.
Four teachers are talking in the staffroom
The English teacher said: "I had a particularly dim pupil today ask me what came after 'F', I made sure be kind when I told him it was 'G'"
The music teacher replied with "I think I taught the same boy, he must've been confused when I told him that naturally F sharp came after F."
The computer science teacher chimed in with "Interestingly I told him that 1 came after F since we're learning hex at the moment"
The PE teacher after quietly listening in sheepishly admits "I told him it's okay, you can always train to teach gym".
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A music teacher walks into a bar
As he is very upset he sees only one person sitting at the bar, who is actually a student of his.
He asks angry: "Are you the little s**... who keyed music notes on my car?!"
The student says: "Yes, but why are you so mad? The damage appears to B minor."
