Music Teacher Jokes
60 music teacher jokes and hilarious music teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about music teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Music Teacher Short Jokes
Short music teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music teacher humour may include short art teacher jokes also.
- After hearing me sing, my music teacher said that I should be tenor. Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
- My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
- My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
- My son's music teacher called me "your son is just like Elvis!" "Is he an equally talented singer?" I asked.
"No", she replied. "We found him dead on a toilet." - What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song? Of chorus.
- My music teacher constructed a piece for heterosexual killer whales. That's something I wouldn't know how to orca straight.
- After hearing me sing, my music teacher told me that I should be Tenor. Tenor twelve feet away from her at all times.
- I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely.
- The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer.
- So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte
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Music Teacher One Liners
Which music teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music teacher? I can suggest the ones about english teacher and musician.
- Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
- My music teacher told me to stay on key I said "pitch please"
- My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor.
- Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher? All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
- Why did the music teacher get arrested? He fingered A minor.
- What did the music teacher say to the student with social problems? Just B♮.
- Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
- Why cant priests be music teachers? They're always playing in a relative minor.
- After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her.
- What do you call an Indian music teacher? Ms. Singh
- My music teacher got arrested today He was fiddling A minor
- What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer.
- I told my music teacher I wanted to play the drums. He said "Beat it!"
- What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms
- My music teacher broke a drum in class with too much force rip
Quirky and Hilarious Music Teacher Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about music teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music teacher pranks.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
I got a phone call from my son's school today
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
Did any of you hear about that p**... music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while f**... A minor.
A music teacher is facing the judge in court
After a few minutes, the judge recognises the man and asks him a question. "Hey, wasn't it you who taught my son to play the drums?"
"Uhh... yeah?" he replied.
"Life in prison for you!"
My music teacher gave the saxophones a lecture on always keeping their cases with them.
Because unprotected sax is really unsafe.
Sorry, tuba players...
A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.
When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
"I joined the orchestra!"
Why did the music teacher get arrested
So Doe Mi
My music teacher was arrested
because he was caught f**... a minor
My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day
It was a glock and spiel
Why was the music teacher fired?
She struck a third base with a student.
I asked my music teacher how music was made
She taught me about the A's and the B's.
Why was the high school music teacher controversial?
Because he had his students read band books.
Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba?
They think it is an imperfect ending.
Why did the music teacher get fired?
Because he was caught f**... A Minor
My pants: *look a bit crooked*
My music teacher: Just look #.
Four teachers are talking in the staffroom
The English teacher said: "I had a particularly dim pupil today ask me what came after 'F', I made sure be kind when I told him it was 'G'"
The music teacher replied with "I think I taught the same boy, he must've been confused when I told him that naturally F sharp came after F."
The computer science teacher chimed in with "Interestingly I told him that 1 came after F since we're learning hex at the moment"
The PE teacher after quietly listening in sheepishly admits "I told him it's okay, you can always train to teach gym".
A music teacher walks into a bar
As he is very upset he sees only one person sitting at the bar, who is actually a student of his.
He asks angry: "Are you the little s**... who keyed music notes on my car?!"
The student says: "Yes, but why are you so mad? The damage appears to B minor."
So I got a call from my son's music teacher...
She told me, "Hey, your son is just like Elvis Presley!"
I was a little shocked. "That's... is he that talented?!"
To which she replied, "Oh no, we found him dead on the toilet."
8 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger was sitting in music class. The teacher said that each student would play the role of a famous composer.
One student said "I'll be Beethoven".
Another said "I'll be Mozart".
Yet another student said "I'll be Tchaikovsky".
And Arnold said "I'll be Bach".
Have you heard how w**... Nelson died?
He was playing on the road again.
-my music history teacher.
