Music Producer Jokes
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No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.
They give sound advice.
Did you guys hear about the music producer who got caught stealing people's music?
He got a lot of FLAC.
Music producers are basically like a pizza business.
They both make their dough from mixers.
What do you call a North Korean dictator who produces music on SoundCloud?
Kim Jong Tune
Your assistant says you have a voicemail from a music producer
The DJ Khaled
What's the best computer for producing music?
A Dell.
Why are there no female music producers?
Because they can't use Logic or Reason.
Christian music producers
The only Christians who know how to use Logic and Reason.
What do music producers eat for breakfast?
Fruity Loops
After Quasimodo's death....
Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day.
Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.
Bishop Thomas was incredulous. 'You have no arms.'
'No matter,' said the man, 'observe!' He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?'
'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.'
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