Music Note Jokes
38 music note jokes and hilarious music note puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about music note that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Music Note Short Jokes
Short music note jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music note humour may include short musical note jokes also.
- Why did the accordion player go to hell? He tried to outplay the devil in a musical duel, but lost by one too many polka notes.
- A thief was expelled from music school. It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes.
- What's the difference between puberty and musical notes? Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.
- When a mine shaft collapses it's known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it? A flat miner
- What's musical and useful at the grocery store? A Chopin Liszt
Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever. - Another bar joke So two music notes walk into a bar, the tender immediatly knew it was treble, i cant tell you the rest of the story though, i like to end it on a cleff hanger.
- Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest
- Did you hear about that music composer who commited s**...?
He didn't even leave a note.
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Music Note One Liners
Which music note one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music note? I can suggest the ones about music chord and sheet music.
- What's a pirate's favorite musical note? The High Cs
- What did the music thief do in college? Take notes.
- Why did the music note drop out of college? Because it couldn't pick a major
- What is the priest's favorite musical note? A minor.
- I got in trouble in school today I was caught passing notes in music class.
- Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp.
- What's Kevin Spacey's favourite musical note? A minor
- Where do musical notes go surfing? On sound waves.
- What was the phedophiles favorite musical note? A minor
- What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat! - what do you call a term used to discriminate against music notes? a racial slur
- How fast does a music note travel? Bach 1
- Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
- What do you call a descendant of a music note? Son of a pitch!
- I hate minimalist music. It's too one-note.
Laughter Music Note Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about music note you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean piano key jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music note pranks.
Sorry, tuba players...
A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.
When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
"I joined the orchestra!"
A music teacher walks into a bar
As he is very upset he sees only one person sitting at the bar, who is actually a student of his.
He asks angry: "Are you the little s**... who keyed music notes on my car?!"
The student says: "Yes, but why are you so mad? The damage appears to B minor."
Those cheap Beats headphones might be fakes! Here's how to tell.
Connect headphones to a decent audio source. Play any music. Listen closely to the music.
1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies - are they balanced with the high and low frequencies?
If you answered YES to any of the above steps - sorry, you were ripped off!
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."