Music Major Jokes
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iBoob
Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their b**... and not listening to them.
Why did the music note drop out of college?
Because it couldn't pick a major
Who's the most musical snake in the army?
Major scales.
Someone should make a joke about music...
I've never seen it done on a major scale.
What do you call a music-loving captain of a ship?
A sea major
My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music
She calls me Canon in D Major
Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?
He loves major keys.
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don’t see why not," replies the doctor.
"That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
Why was a Lieutenant Colonel of the US army music program fired, along with one of his direct subordinates?
He was caught f**... A Major.
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