The Best 73 Music Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Music jokes. There are some music tune jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these music music major puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Music Jokes and Puns

Tip: when making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background.

That way, if it ever gets leaked online, Disney attorneys will have them all taken down.

How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?

They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

I got a phone call from my son's school today

Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?

Yes, how can I help you?

Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling

Oh, hi

Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!

Really? Wow! That's..

Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet

Music joke, I got a phone call from my son's school today

If you like to have sex while listening to music, always pick a live album

... that way you'll get applauded every 3-4 minutes

A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder


They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:

"But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"

and Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black"


So Chris Brown has quit music...

Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music......

I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

Music joke, If we all end up going to jail for downloading music......

How do you get a musician off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

My son asked me what it was like to be married

I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

Why the musician sold his computer...

Not enough gigs.

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

My neighbors listen to awesome music

whether they like it or not.

I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it.

It was the paper jamming.

Sorry, tuba players...

A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.

When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"

The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"

The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

"I joined the orchestra!"

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Music joke, What kind of music does a pirate like?

My neighbours listen to good music

Whether they want to or not

If Prince is dead then...

Is his music now "royalty-free"?

what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music

mount rushmore


I can hear music coming out of my printer...

I think the papers jammin' again

One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes

The other windmill responded "I'm a big metal fan"

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

All these video games with epic orchestral music scores.

Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble.

I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"

"K, pop."

A boy came home with a C+ in music.

He said with great vigor, "I got an A-"

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.

"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.

"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."

And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."

Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Two electric windmills are standing in a field.

One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".

How many pilots does it take to make good music?

Apparently at least 22

Music can really take you to another place

Like this bar I'm in plays nickleback, so I'm leaving

Two wind turbines are talking to each other...

One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?

Because they can only use OneNote!

Two wind turbines...

Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They're huge metal fans

I once stayed in a haunted house that played 70's music.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, what type of music do you like?

The other responded, I'm a huge metal fan.

Two Wind turbines are in a field.

One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom

turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought

When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it's art and music

But when I do it I'm drunk and ruining the wedding

Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?"

The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."

Sad news for music lovers today....

Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music.

I told him, "K pop"

I was at a bar one night when I heard the most amazing rendition of Free Bird being played. I headed to the stage to find my local magistrate behind the guitar & on the mic. I was so impressed that I hired him to play my wedding, but he insisted on playing his original music which was terrible.

Just goes to show, never book a judge by his cover.

Your mind is like Chrome

13 open tabs, 3 frozen. And you don't know where the music is coming from

That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it...

But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.

They told Beethoven he couldn't make music because he was deaf

but he didn't listen

I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.

It's syncing now.

When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.

He was decomposing.

My neighbours listen to great music

Whether they like it or not

Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?

They don't have Seoul.

"Why is there music coming out of your printer?"

"That will be the paper jamming again!"

Someone keyed the music teacher's car

Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

What is a windmill's favorite kind of music?

I've heard they're huge metal fans...

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. Dad, what music did you like growing up?

I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin, the father replies.

Who? the son asks.

Yeah, the dad responds, I liked them too.

My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20am, can you believe it!!? Luckilly I was still up playing music.

He banged and shouted ' can we have a little respect please!'

I shouted back..., 'I'm not a big Erasure fan, but ok this one's for you!'

Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid.

Too much sax and violins, apparently.

Two windmills stood on a hill with a radio.

One turned to his friend and asked, What's your favourite music?

The other windmill said, I'm a big metal fan.

Really awkward pick-up line.

Me: You look like my first wife.

Her: (surprised) How many wives have you had?

Me: None

*wedding music starts playing*

My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!

Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.

They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"

I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"

My neighbours are always listening to loud music

whether they want to or not.

The guy at my local music shop asked me why I'm always coming in to buy new harmonicas

I told him "I blow right through them"

I heard Reggae music coming from my printer.

The paper was jammin'

I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background.

Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns

The classical music field should get Bach to basics.

Because if it ain't Baroque , don't fix it.

Classic Rock and Roll Trivia

I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said

"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".

I was wondering why my printer made music.

Turns out it was just jamming.

Two windmills are in a field.

One windmill says to the other, "what type of music do you like?"


The other windmill replies, "well I'm a big metal fan."

What's the best brand of computer for playing pop music?

A Dell

What is an AI's favourite music?

Algorhythms

How does a musician end up with $1,000,000?

They start with $2,000,000.

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