Music Jokes

Funniest Music Short Jokes

Short music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music humour may include short audio jokes also.

1. How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
2. Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a broadway musical.
3. Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
4. Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
5. I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
6. When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
7. Really awkward pick-up line. Me: You look like my first wife.
   Her: (surprised) How many wives have you had?
   Me: None
   *wedding music starts playing*
8. When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.
9. I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
10. Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
    The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Music One Liners

Which music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music? I can suggest the ones about playlist and instrument.

1. My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.
2. Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
3. What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
4. How many pilots does it take to make good music? Apparently at least 22
5. I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
6. What's a pirate's favorite musical note? The High Cs
7. What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails
8. I can hear music coming out of my printer... I think the papers jammin' again
9. A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
10. My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
11. My friend failed his aboriginal Music class... I asked him "Did'ja redo it?"
12. Why do North Koreans hate jazz music? They don't have Seoul.
13. Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
14. What are windmills' favorite genre of music? They're big metal fans
15. What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man.

Metal Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny metal music jokes and even better metal music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
• Two windmills are in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
  "I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.
• After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.
  He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion.
• 2 windmills next to each other in a field, one goes "what kind of music do you like?" ... The other goes "I'm a big metal fan"
• The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
• The plane turbine says to the candy... "What kind of music do you listen to?"
  The candy says "Oh, I'm into rap. What about you?"
  The turbine says "I'm a big heavy metal fan."
• Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them? Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.
• I am friends with a farmer and his windmill. One likes country music while the other is a big metal fan.
• I went to a wind farm and asked a windmill what it's favorite style of music is It said "I'm a big metal fan"
• What kind of music do mercury, arsenic and lead listen to? Heavy metal.

Instrumental Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny instrumental music jokes and even better instrumental music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After hearing me sing, my music teacher said that I should be tenor. Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
• What did the guitar at the music store say to the customer browsing through their selection of stringed instruments? "Pick Me!! Pick Me!!!!!"
• My ex is a musician. Her musical instrument and I had a lot in common. We both got played, constantly.
• Nowadays there's too many musical instruments It seems today, that all you see is violins in movies and sax on TV
• Survey says Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
• What's a pothead's favorite musical instrument? bag pipes
• A man walks into his orchestra rehearsal... carrying some corn on the cob as his instrument.
  The conductor asks him Will you need any sheet music?
  The man replies, Nah, I'll play it by ear.
• I would never hit someone with a musical instrument... I don't like to resort to violins
• Tchaikovsky, you cannot use instruments of war as musical instruments Tchaikovsky: I cannon I will
• Sean Connery has been scouring Israel for ancient musical instruments. When asked about his progress, he replied, "I've only found one shofar."

Classical Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny classical music jokes and even better classical music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid. Too much sax and violins, apparently.
• My therapist told me to listen to classical music before work to help with my anger management issues. This morning I woke up and chose violins.
• I bought A LOT of classical music yesterday... ...I went on a Chopin spree!
• Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
  Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
• In what order do you play Classical Music Songs? Bach to Bach.
• Earlier today I heard Classical music coming from my wallet.. I opened it, and realised I had 3 tenners in it...
• What do you call a microorganism that listens to Classical music? Bach-teria
• I'm pretty sure chickens love classical music All I hear from them is "bach bach bach bach bach"
• Killer Whales like classical music so much... That they form Orcastras.
• They say classical music was written to speak through the ages Bach to the future.

Genre Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny genre music jokes and even better genre music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
• Why are accordions like chameleons? They can blend into any musical genre.
• North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music. They have named it K-Boom.
• What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul
• What is earth's favorite genre of music? Metalcore
• Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul.
• If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and.. Why K-pop?
• A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town.
• What is a poor man's least favorite genre of music? Baroque..
• What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock

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What funny jokes about music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean album jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music pranks.