music Jokes

funny music jokes and hilarious stories

INTRODUCTION

What are Music jokes? Music jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the Top 187 music jokes to have fun with friends and family. Most famous jokes about music ever. Funniest music sayings and gags.

BEST MUSIC JOKES

What are the best music jokes? First are the Top 10 Music jokes of all time. They are selected among the best 187 music ever told. Below are some new and well-known jokes.

FUNNY MUSIC JOKES

What are the funniest music jokes of all time? Laugh with some of the best music funny lines ever said. Here are the rest of all 187 jokes that are about music.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
The bartender considers it, then agrees.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?"
The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."
The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.
"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."
The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.
The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded.
"That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"
"Don't worry about it." the man answered.
"The frog was really nothing special.
You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

ABOUT

What are Music jokes about? Music is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about music.

Are Music jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring music joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also view music jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with music jokes on YouTube.

CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best music jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 187 jokes about music. Most of the jokes are suitable for kids, children or teens boys and girls. You must supervise your chidlren not to read jokes for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty music jokes to your kids.

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How to share Music joke? You are free to share every Music joke found on Joko Jokes. Share it on Facebook, Twitter or by email and have fun with friends and family.

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