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16 music industry jokes and hilarious music industry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about music industry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Music Industry Short Jokes

Short music industry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music industry humour may include short music career jokes also.

  1. Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.
  2. More sad news in the music industry today... Kanye west was found alive in his house this morning...
  3. I got fired from my job by a jealous manager for breaking too many records. I'm guessing that the vintage music industry is just not for me...
  4. As a female trying to break into the music industry I am often asked how I will know I have 'made it'. I figure it's when I'm invited to come on something like Saturday Night Live... or John Mayer
  5. Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
  6. Why did Buddy Holly retire from the music industry in 1959? His vocal chords were damaged in an accident.
  7. How do you make industrial music? Nuts and BOLTS and nuts and BOLTS and nuts and BOLTS and...
  8. Another tragedy today in the music industry... Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment.

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Music Industry One Liners

Which music industry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music industry? I can suggest the ones about music artists and music artist.

  1. The pop music industry is very eco-friendly They keep recycling the same four chords.
  2. Piracy is killing the music industry I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?
  3. What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal

Music Industry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about music industry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean music genre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music industry pranks.

God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human for me to infect. it requires a soul to create music .
The devil leans back, now the music-industry, that's some of my finer work

The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.

Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat