Music Festival Jokes

24 music festival jokes and hilarious music festival puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about music festival that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Music Festival Short Jokes

Short music festival jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music festival humour may include short festival jokes also.

  1. The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
  2. The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang.
  3. There was a seventies and scones music festival being hosted in South West England but organisers had a problem. They couldn't decide whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
  4. They tried to warn us, it's finally happening, minorities herding white people into camps. Here in Oregon we call them "music festivals"
  5. How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, its already lit
  6. Why did the cops arrest the guy selling water at a music festival? They said he was in tent to supply.
  7. Some fans were disappointed after seeing their favourite band play on a vegan music festival. Apparently there was no meat and greet.
  8. Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a m**... mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit.

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Music Festival One Liners

Which music festival one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music festival? I can suggest the ones about concert and fest.

  1. What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man.
  2. Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up
  3. What do you call a big music festival with no instruments? Acoachella
  4. What do you call the last hippie at a music festival? Out standing in his field.
  5. What is an insects favorite music festival? Roachella
  6. Why do hippies have s**... at music festivals? Because it is intents

Music Festival Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about music festival you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean art exhibition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music festival pranks.

Just thought of this

So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.
"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"

Breaking News - Devon and Cornwall Music Festival

The Devon and Cornwall Music Festival due to take place this weekend has had to be cancelled. They couldn't decide who to put on first, The Jam or Cream

The counties of Devon and Cornwall organised a huge music festival with the reunions of both The Jam and Cream.

The festival was called off due to the two counties not being able to agree which should go on first.

True story: I'm at a music festival with my wife and she is looking good.

I convince her to go to the port-a-potties. I ask here how high do you think the floor is off the ground. She says "I don't know, 3 inches?". I seductively ask her if she would like to accompany me in to the port-a-pottie and Join the 3 inch club. She looks at me sarcastically and says......"Oh, I've already joined the 3 inch club!!!" OUCH!