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Funniest Music Career Short Jokes

Short music career jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music career humour may include short music industry jokes also.

  1. After his crop failed, why did Dwight Schrute (The Office) decide to try a career in hip-hop music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
  2. Lamar Odom, after his recent troubles, decided to change careers and go into music..guess which band he joined? The Strokes
  3. So apparently after Peter Gabriel's music career, he went on to do a stint in construction. Turns out he became a sledgehammer.
  4. How is standing on a railway track like playing music? Most likely neither will get you a successful career.
  5. Did you hear about the movie where Peter Dinklage quits his electrician job to pursue a career in music? It's called "Semi-Conductor".
  6. So, Midas actually had a pretty good musical career. He always knew how to bring in an [Au]dience.
  7. AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?
  8. What to you call a rice crispy treat with a musical career and multiple s**... assault cases? A wrapped cereal serial r**... rapper.

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Music Career One Liners

Which music career one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music career? I can suggest the ones about music artist and music artists.

  1. Why does Chris Brown still have a music career? Beats me.
  2. I got my music career started with a Christmas album Now I only write jingles

Music Career Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about music career you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean musician jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music career pranks.

One for the classical music fans [OC]

For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."
Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.
I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?

Taylor Swift went to the doctor..

...And received some bad news.
"You have the beginning stages of Parkinson's." The doctor said with sorrow...
Holding back the tears, Ms. Swift plead, "What am I supposed to do? I have a huge musical career!"
The doctor responded, "Just Shake it Off.."

Bing Crosby

A long time ago, back in the autumn of 1952, when Bing Crosby was
filming the movie "White Christmas" in New Hampshire, the Mayor of
Nashua, NH thought it would be a great idea to have Bing visit their
fair town & present him with the key to the city on the steps of City
Hall. You know, a nice little photo op for the mayor's re-election &
a
way for some of the town's dignitaries to meet the Great Bing Crosby.
Now one as to remember, Bing Crosby at this time was at the peak of his singing career. He was bigger than Elvis, the Beatles, Sinatra, Lady GaGa & the Beach Boys all put together. He crossed generational lines, admired by young & old as one of the "coolest cats" in the music world.
Well, word leaked out that Bing would be in town so hundreds of
teenagers skipped school to attend the little ceremony. The
authorities were not prepared for such a large crowd, there were only a few policemen present, and things soon got out of hand. Pushing &
shoving began as the teenagers all wanted to get closer to see their hero. It soon looked like the Mayor was going to a have a riot on his hands and he was growing more frantic by the minute. All he wanted was a nice little ceremony with Bing and now he had a full fledged uprising threatening to ruin everything.
Throughout all this Bing was seated in his chair, calmly observing
what was happening. When the crowd started to push through the barricades that were set up, he had had enough. Bing got up, strolled to the microphone & said in a commanding voice, "All right, everyone cool down right now"! The rioting crowd immediately calmed down and the Mayor's little ceremony went on without a hitch & everyone went home happy.
The next day's newspaper headline read: CROSBY STILLS NASHUA YOUNG!!