Music Artist Jokes
31 music artist jokes and hilarious music artist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about music artist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Music Artist Short Jokes
Short music artist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The music artist humour may include short musician jokes also.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- So whats the deal with latin music artists and their obsession with those little automated vacuum cleaners? RUMBA!
- Engineering Joke: What do you call a musical artist who screws up and fails due to stress? Thread Shearin'
- Gospel Artist What do you tell an old lady who complains of secular music on the subway as she keeps on asking for Jesu's songs?
- What do you call an electronic music artist that looks like a guy but is actually a girl? A trap remix.
- Music rap artist Nelly has sent 2 kids to college every year for the past 10 years... It's the least he can do for his offspring.
- I like music by underground artists Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.
- What do you do when a super famous black music artist pushes to get mental illness patients out of jail and into treatment? Make fun of his self-admitted mental illness.
- Van Gogh was a fantastic artist, but an awful composer... ...he never had an ear for music.
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Music Artist One Liners
Which music artist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with music artist? I can suggest the ones about music career and artist name.
- What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist? Post Provolone
- Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist? Hall'n Oates
- Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries
- This whole time… I thought Panera was a musical artist!
- Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist? It's Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
- who is a skeletons favorite music artist? BONE JOVI!!!!!!!
- Do you know why Van Gogh became an artist? People say he never had an ear for music.
- What is an emo kid's favourite musical artist? Edge Sheeran
- What is a deaf person's favorite music artist? Justin Bieber.
- A new musical artist... Another blond this time.
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Music Artist Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about music artist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pop singer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make music artist pranks.
A joke from work
Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.
Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.
Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.
Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."
I ran into a 19 year old hipster who's favorite musician was Jimi Hendrix...
It was so strange to see a hipster who liked older music, so I had to ask, What about his music did you like so much?
I just love underground artists he replied.
The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.
Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat