Mushy Jokes
7 mushy jokes and hilarious mushy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mushy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article provides a collection of humorous banter about mushy peas - the gooey, greasy, and dirt-filled side dish! Read on to discover a funny take on these peas that will have you giggling.
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What is a good mushy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Three blind elephants examine a human being
Three blind elephants came upon a human being for the first time. They gathered close and felt the strange creature with their snouts.
The first blind elephant said, "A human being is thin and stands on its hind legs."
The second said, "A human being is flat and mushy."
The third said, "Yeah, my bad."
Q: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Man walks into a library
... says to the librarian in a loud voice, 'please can I have fish chips and mushy peas twice'. The librarian says 'this is a library'. The man apologies and whispers 'sorry, Please can I have fish chips and mushy pease twice'.
What do you call the mushy red stuff between shark teeth?
Slow swimmers
What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes?
Slow moving natives.
Source: one of the all time great TV shows
I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.
I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.
I had a dog once...
I had him with chips and mushy peas
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