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98 mushroom fungi jokes and hilarious mushroom fungi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mushroom fungi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mushroom Fungi Short Jokes

Short mushroom fungi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mushroom fungi humour may include short mushroom jokes also.

  1. Why did the mushroom go to the party? 'Cos he's a fungi!
    Why didn't he get in?
    There wasn't mushroom!
  2. Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party?
    Cause he's a fungi!
    Why'd the fungi leave the party?
    Cause there wasn't mushroom!
  3. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!
    But why was he asked to leave?
    Because there wasn't mushroom…
  4. A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says to it "We don't serve your kind here."
    Mushroom says "But, why? I'm a fungi!"
  5. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says sorry I can't serve you. The mushroom replies why not, I'm a fungi.
  6. Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom? The mushroom because he's a fungi.
  7. My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!
  8. Have you noticed that there is no mention of any kind of mushroom on middle earth, through the entire LOTR trilogy? It was created by a non fungi-ble Tolkien
  9. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? He was a fungi.
    Why wsn't the toadstool invited?
    He was toxic.
  10. Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked? One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

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Mushroom Fungi One Liners

Which mushroom fungi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mushroom fungi? I can suggest the ones about fungus and fungus grows.

  1. How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
  2. What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here
  3. How much room does fungi need to grow ? As mushroom as possible
  4. Why did I invite a mushroom to my cake day party? Because he was a fungi
  5. Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fungi!
  6. What do you call a mushroom with a 10-inch stem? A fungi to be with.
  7. Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party? Because he's a fungi.
  8. My mushroom just cracked a hilarious joke I have a feeling he is a Fungi
  9. Why did the Fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom
  10. Why did the mushroom want to goto a party? Because he was sure he was a fungi
  11. Why does everyone like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he is a fungi
  12. What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment? He didn't have mush-room
  13. Why is the mushroom so fun at parties? He's a fungi.
  14. I always have fungi where I live, you see... After all, there's not mushroom for error.
  15. Why was the mushroom invited to all the best parties? He was a fungi!

Mushroom Fungi Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mushroom fungi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mushroom fungi pranks.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?

Fungi to be around!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did the Plant say to the exciting mushroom

You look like a fungi.

Why was the mushroom happy?

Because he was a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a *fungi*

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Did you hear about the mushroom?

He was a fungi.

I hung out with a mushroom today.

What a fungi.

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

I used to be called the mushroom in high school

Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)

A mushroom goes into a bar

and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."

I hear mushrooms are good for your social life.

They'll make you a really fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why are mushrooms a common ingredient in pizza?

Because he's a fungi to be around

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

He had a connection to a guy who could get cheap beer when buying in bulk, and he had connections to a family member of the host.
Oh and he was a fungi.

What did the mushroom say to his date?

I may not be handsome, but I am a fungi.

What did the mushroom say at the frat party?

I don't know about you, but I'm the fungi in mycology.

How do you tell the gender of a mushroom?

It's either a fungi, or fungal.

Why did everyone want to hang out with a mushroom?

Cause he was a fungi.

Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi?

Because there's not Mush-room!

I wanted to grow fungi in my tiny apartment...

But I don't have mushroom.

I hope you like mushrooms

...because I'm a fungi.

I identify as a mushroom

Cause I'm a fungi

Why is the mushroom always the first guy to the party?

Cause he's a fungi

Did you know Mario's favorite snacks are mushrooms?

He's a real fungi.

Why was the fungi so cramped

Because there was not mushroom.

Why wasn't the fungi let into the party?

There wasn't mushroom

What did one mushroom say to the other after spending the day with him?

You are a really fungi!

Did you know that the reason Subway no longer serve mushrooms is because of persistent stigma from that whole 'Jared' thing?

....at first everyone just thought he was one of those harmless fungis.

Why does everyone like the mushroom?

Because he is a fungi.
Thanks to my niece for making me chuckle today.

Why party with a mushroom?

Because he's a fungi!

Why did the mushroom go to the club?

Because he was a fun guy (fungi).

Have you ever met the coolest mushroom in town?

You should, he's a real fungi.

Mr Mushroom just couldn't figure out why he wasn't popular at the party?

He thought he was a fungi.

Why are mushrooms cool?

Cus there fungis

Why was the mushroom the life of the party?

Because he is a pretty fungi

Q: Why do people like to hang out with mushrooms?

A: because they're fungis.

I once knew a mushroom...

He was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he's a fun-gi

What do you call a hilarious mushroom

A fungi

Did you hear about the mushroom at the club?

Everyone said he is a fungi.

Have you met my friend the mushroom?

He a real fun-gi

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
He's a real fungi.

why did the mushroom have a lot of friends?

because he was a fungi
(credit goes to the great comedian Mel B and the joke book she read it from)

A mushroom went to up to a clown

And asked to join the his act, the clown then refused to let him in because he was a mushroom. The mushroom then said "why not? I'm a fungi!".

What did one mushroom say to his friend?

"You're a fun-gi!"

In a past life I must of been a mushroom.

Because I'm a pretty fungi.

My father says he works with a guy who has a mushroom growing out of his head

I've never met him but he sounds like a fungi

A jolly mushroom

Is also a Fungi!

A mushroom finds a boy

Mushroom:so I met this guy
Caterpillar:is he nice
Well he's nice and he's a real fun-gi

Scientists say they may be able to synthesize a completely clean biofuel using the enzymes in finely shredded fungi, such as mushrooms...

Some critics have questioned the ethics of the process, but admit they are comforted by the researchers' strong Morel fibre.

A mushroom goes into the hall of bad jokes and says I'd like to submit a joke of my people

The receptionist looks at him and says listen buddy we have so many bad jokes here that I'm not sure we can squeeze yours in. It has to be exceptionally bad, let me hear it.
Mushroom: so a shroom goes on a date with this girl and she says 'tell me about yourself' and he says 'well I'm a fungi!'
Receptionist: yeah that jokes bad but it's just not gonna cut it, we can't put it in,
We don't have mushroom.

I would make a fungi fun-guy joke...

...but those are overused. Too bad there isn't mushroom for other f**... jokes.