Museum Curator Jokes
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A guy is visiting a museum of natural history.
He's examining some fossils when he asks a curator how old they are.
"Those fossils are 65 million years and six months old." The curator says. The man asks the curator how he can know the age of the fossils so precisely.
"Because they were 65 million years old when I started here six months ago."
A man walks into a museum.
While wandering, he trips and breaks a vase.
He panicks and picks the pieces up.
But the curator appears and almost has a heart attack.
"What have you done! that vase was 2000 years old." He shrieks.
"Oh thank God." The man sighs in relief. " I thought it was brand new."
The Scrabble museum was robbed last night.
the curators are at a loss for words.
When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied...
We could take them or leave them
A man walked into a Star Wars museum
...carrying an old rusted bucket by his side and demanded to know who was in charge.
"What can I help you with today, sir?" asked the confused curator.
"This here is an authentic piece of European history and once belonged to the King of England 1000 years ago."
"But," stuttered the curator, "this is a *Star Wars* museum."
"You don't understand. The king carried a load of grouse in it after successful hunts!"
The curator's eyes grew wide and excitedly exclaimed, "Just what we've been looking for. A milennium fowl can!"
Why did the robot become a museum curator?
Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence
The museum curator was able to identify the s**... violin...
...it was a Straddlevarious :(
What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?
I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!
Theft at the cheese museum.
There was a theft at the cheese museum. The detectives searched everywhere but there was no evidence left to be had.
The curator was beside himself,
"Don't you have any idea who committed this atrocity!" He pleaded.
Then the youngest detective spoke up,
"Well I know exactly who it was."
Everyone stopped and stared, and as one they asked
"Who?"
The young detective replied,
"It's anonymouse"
An old couple visits the Natural History Museum.
An old couple visits the Natural History Museum and walks over to a large dinosaur skeleton on display.
"How old is this particular skeleton?" the old man asks one of the curators
"Well this one is 65 million years, 14 weeks and 3 days old" she replies
"Wow that's very specific, was that determined through carbon dating or some other method?" asks the old lady
"Actually, when I started working here they told me it was 65 million years old. That was 14 weeks and 3 days ago." the curator happily explains
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