Muse Jokes
19 muse jokes and hilarious muse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Muse Short Jokes
Short muse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muse humour may include short musk jokes also.
- I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt!
^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings) - Did you read The Indian In The Cupboard as a kid? I text my wife my musing about his tribe. Do you think he was a plAZTEC Indian?
We finalize the divorce paperwork tomorrow she says. - Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
- Uriel Uriel goes to Michael.
"I am going to become a muse. Here's my flaming sword."
"What will you use instead?"
"My pen, idiot!"
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Muse One Liners
Which muse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muse? I can suggest the ones about inspire and mule.
- Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- I've been wanting to start an alt-rock group But I just can't seem to find my muse
- An Onix slithers into a bar "That's Onix-pected" muses the bartender.
- Why is the clown always amused? He is surprised that he's seen as a muse
- My mate sadly drowned in a bowl of museli..... He was pulled in by a strong currant!!
- I like the drama in Greek Mythology. It a-muse-s me.
Comedy Muse Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about muse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean louvre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muse pranks.
A museum tour guide told his visitor group that their T-Rex skeleton was 65,000,023 years old.
When one of the visitors asked how they knew the skeleton's age so precisely, he replied that it was 65 million years old when he started working there 23 years ago.
A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea...
...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases.
I went to the Museum of Miniature Wind Turbines last night.
Not a big fan.
A museum tour guide points to a fossil "This fossil right here is sixty-eight million and three years old."
One of the visitors asks: "How can you be so precise?"
"I first started working here three years ago, and on my first day the head of the museum told me it was sixty-eight million years old."
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed and other dad's nodded approvingly.
I went to a museum, but all it had was one sculpture.
It was a bust.
Why did the museum go out of business?
They were out of Monet.
I went to a museum to feed the animals...
...but they were all stuffed.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
I went to a museum of modern art the other day and saw a cone statue.
I really enjoyed it and would have liked to prolong my visit, but it was truncated.
"I went to the museum of death a few weeks back."
"It's not polite to refer to memorial museums as that."