Murray Jokes
32 murray jokes and hilarious murray puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about murray that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to laugh out loud? Check out this hilarious collection of Murray jokes featuring Murray Fields, Murray Cod, Al Murray, Roberts, Bea, and a Screwdriver! Enjoy the best jokes in this comic compilation and have some fun!
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Funniest Murray Short Jokes
Short murray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The murray humour may include short screwdriver jokes also.
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer... ...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"
- A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?" - A grasshopper hops into a bar... The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?" - I had a Japanese joke about Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen But the punchline is lost in translation.
- question funny Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
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Bill Murray - Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
- Peter Molyneux and Sean Murray announced that they will conceive a child together. Turns out they just adopted one instead.
- What is DeMarco Murray's favorite game? DeMarco Polo!
- I've never been a big fan of Bill Murray It's not my fault that I'm only 5'1".
- Why was a black man wrongly charged with conspiring to m**... Bill Murray? Because when someone told him his girlfriend's kid might not be biologically his, he said he'd "axe Murray".
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Murray One Liners
Which murray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with murray? I can suggest the ones about bill murray and named.
- Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.
- If Bill Murray sees his shadow today 6 more years of Covid.
- What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA? Game dev lessons.
- An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund.
- What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
- What time does Andy Murray go to bed? About ten-ish.
- So I met Sean Murray yesterday But I couldn't see him
- What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Tennish! 🎾
- What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray.
- What is Sean Murray's favorite song ? The sound of silence
- I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation.
- What is DeMarco Murray's favorite came? DeMarco Polo!
- So Tom Cruise, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Bill Murray walk into a bar...
- What did Bill Murray say when he beat his wife? "No one will ever believe you."
- What's Bill Murray's spirit animal? Bill Furray
Amusing & Witty Murray Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about murray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parlour jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make murray pranks.
In the words of Bill Murray...
An Irish man knocks on the door of an old lady, he says he's broke and looking for work. The old lady says "Sure, I'll pay you to paint my porch." So she gives the Irish man some paint and he leaves.
One hour later the man comes back, "Are you already done?" the lady asked, "Aye." said the Irish man, "But it's not a porch it's a Mazda."
A joke from work
Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.
Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.
Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.
Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."
