The Best 19 Murray Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Murray jokes. There are some murray mitchell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these murray bill murray puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor?

Because nobody likes an electricity bill.

In the words of Bill Murray...

An Irish man knocks on the door of an old lady, he says he's broke and looking for work. The old lady says "Sure, I'll pay you to paint my porch." So she gives the Irish man some paint and he leaves.

One hour later the man comes back, "Are you already done?" the lady asked, "Aye." said the Irish man, "But it's not a porch it's a Mazda."

A joke from work

Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.

Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.

Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.

Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."

Murray joke, A joke from work

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer...

...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"

A screwdriver walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"


What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

A grasshopper hops into a bar...

The bartender sees him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper looks up and says, "You have a drink named Murray?"

Murray joke, A grasshopper hops into a bar...

I had a Japanese joke about Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen

But the punchline is lost in translation.

An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar

and gets a refund.

question funny

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

Bill Murray

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

About ten-ish.

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So I met Sean Murray yesterday

But I couldn't see him

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish! 🎾

Why was a black man wrongly charged with conspiring to murder Bill Murray?

Because when someone told him his girlfriend's kid might not be biologically his, he said he'd "axe Murray".

Peter Molyneux and Sean Murray announced that they will conceive a child together.

Turns out they just adopted one instead.

Murray joke, Peter Molyneux and Sean Murray announced that they will conceive a child together.

Who is worse Sean Murray or Hitler?

Sean Murray, because Hitler at least over delivered...

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan;

it would be lost in translation.


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