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- You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's... shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
- Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
- Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
- You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is? It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.
- Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law... It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.
- You've all heard of "Murphy's Law," but have you heard of "Cole's Law"? It's pretty much just cabbage and mayonnaise.
- The more I think about it the more Murphy's law makes sense. The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is indeed not to ask a question but to post the wrong answer.
- Everybody knows of Murphy's law, anything that can go wrong, will. But have you heard of Cole's Law? It's usually just finely shredded cabbage.
- What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law? Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.
- You've all heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law? It's shredded cabbage and carrot in mayonnaise.
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- We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law "Shredded Cabbage."
- Murphy–Snowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually.
- If a take and bake pizza can go wrong, it will. Papa Murphy's law.
- You know about Murphy's Law, but do you know Cole's Law? It's just sliced cabbage
- Charlie Murphy has died. He died because of Murphy's Law
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Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
THE EXPLANATION
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law
p**... in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened p**... ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife
(your daughter) telling her I was coming home today from my fishing
trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife
Jean, n**... with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable,
the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down p**...!" says his mother-in-law. "There
is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"p**.... I told you there must be a simple explanation ....
She never got your E-mail!"
The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout.
A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle Scout is ready for Murphy's Law.
If Murphy's Law is correct,
then everything east of the San Andreas fault line will slide into the ocean.
You guys ever heard of Murphy's law?
Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.
You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.
I'm guessing you guys have heard of Murphy's Law, right? It's the cynical principal that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law?
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
Laws
-Have you heard of Murphy's law?
-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
-What about Cole's Law?
-No, what is it?
-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream
Cole's Law
"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
(I remember hearing this from my dad, and to this day it makes me giggle like an idiot.)
Murphy's Law
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Yes, of course.
What is it?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OK. Now have you heard of Cole's Law?
No, what's that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law
Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.
We all know what Murphy's law is (anything that can go wrong ultimately will). But do you know what Coles Law is?
It's shredded cabbage
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Yes it's if something can go wrong it will go wrong.
Have you heard of Coles Law?
No. What's that?
It's finely shredded raw cabbage in a dressing.
Dad Knowing the Laws...
Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?
Son: Actually, no. What's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?
It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
You know about Murphy's law (Anything that can go wrong will)? Well that's a lot different than Cole's law...
...which is chopped cabbage.
You know Murphy's law right? Have you heard of Cole's Law?
It's like, chopped cabbage in mayonnaise.
Everyone has heard of Murphy's Law...
It's when anything that could go wrong, goes wrong.
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
.
.
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
Murphy's Law? No. Mother in law's Choice
Sam, a young man, excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He tells her, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you must try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, 'Okay Mother dear, guess which one I'm going to marry.'
She immediately replies, 'The one on the right.'
'That's amazing, Ma. You're correct. How did you know?'
The mother replies, 'I don't like her.'
Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law?
It's thinly sliced cabbage
You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?
It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
Have you heard of Murphy's Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?"
Yes.
Well have you heard of Cole's Law?
No.
It's mostly cabbage.
Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
Murphy's Law : If there's any way they can do it wrong, they will . But Cole's Law:
thats just cabbage.
Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law?
Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...
No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.
-Have you heard of Murphy's Law
\-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
\-What's about Cole's law?
\-No
\-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
