The Best 35 Murphy Law Jokes

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

Cole's Law

"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"

"Yeah."

"What is it?"

"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage."

(I remember hearing this from my dad, and to this day it makes me giggle like an idiot.)

Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law

"Shredded Cabbage."


Dad Knowing the Laws...

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Son: Actually, no. What's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

You guys ever heard of Murphy's law?

Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.

You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is?

It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.

Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law?

Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...

No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.

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Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law...

It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.

Everybody knows of Murphy's law, anything that can go wrong, will. But have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's usually just finely shredded cabbage.

What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law?

Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.

You've all heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage and carrot in mayonnaise.

Laws

-Have you heard of Murphy's law?

-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

-What about Cole's Law?

-No, what is it?

-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream

Murphy–Snowden Law of Fluid Dynamics

Everything leaks out eventually.

-Have you heard of Murphy's Law

\-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong

\-What's about Cole's law?

\-No

\-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream

Murphy's Law : If there's any way they can do it wrong, they will . But Cole's Law:

thats just cabbage.


Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?

No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

If a take and bake pizza can go wrong, it will.

Papa Murphy's law.

You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Yes it's if something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Have you heard of Coles Law?

No. What's that?

It's finely shredded raw cabbage in a dressing.

Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage

Have you heard of Murphy's Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?"

Yes.

Well have you heard of Cole's Law?

No.

It's mostly cabbage.

We all know what Murphy's law is (anything that can go wrong ultimately will). But do you know what Coles Law is?

It's shredded cabbage

The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout.

A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle Scout is ready for Murphy's Law.

You know about Murphy's law (Anything that can go wrong will)? Well that's a lot different than Cole's law...

...which is chopped cabbage.

Murphy's Law

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Yes, of course.
What is it?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OK. Now have you heard of Cole's Law?
No, what's that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.

Have you heard about Murphy's Law?

Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

You know about Murphy's Law, but do you know Cole's Law?

It's just sliced cabbage

If Murphy's Law is correct,

then everything east of the San Andreas fault line will slide into the ocean.

Everyone has heard of Murphy's Law...

It's when anything that could go wrong, goes wrong.

But have you heard of Cole's Law?
.

.

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

You know Murphy's law right? Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's like, chopped cabbage in mayonnaise.

I'm guessing you guys have heard of Murphy's Law, right? It's the cynical principal that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

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