Muppets Jokes
10 muppets jokes and hilarious muppets puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muppets that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good muppets joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...
He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...
Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*
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If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends
He'd be a pastor of muppets
Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church?
It's called Pastor of Muppets
When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained
Now he's a Pastor of Muppets
Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street?
He was the Pastor of Muppets.
How do Muppets make money?
A Fonzie scheme.
What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band?
Fragile Rock
What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?
The Muppets
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My Doctor finally managed to cure me of my obsession with the Muppets
He gave me an e**...
followed by a Doo Doo do do do
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