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10 muppets jokes and hilarious muppets puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muppets that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...

He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!

If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...

Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*

If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends

He'd be a pastor of muppets

How do muppets die?

They kermit s**....

Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church?

It's called Pastor of Muppets

When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained

Now he's a Pastor of Muppets

Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street?

He was the Pastor of Muppets.

How do Muppets make money?

A Fonzie scheme.

What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band?

Fragile Rock

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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