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10 muppets jokes and hilarious muppets puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muppets that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good muppets joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...

He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!

If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...

Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*

If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends

He'd be a pastor of muppets

How do muppets die?

They kermit s**....

Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church?

It's called Pastor of Muppets

When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained

Now he's a Pastor of Muppets

Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street?

He was the Pastor of Muppets.

How do Muppets make money?

A Fonzie scheme.

What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band?

Fragile Rock

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Muppets joke, What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about muppets can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of muppets puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Muppets joke, What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

Muppets joke, What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these muppets jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.