Muppeteers Jokes
60 muppeteers jokes and hilarious muppeteers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muppeteers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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- If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding... He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
- I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street. They told me, He doesn't count!
I replied, I assure you, he does. - If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the... Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*
- While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was. I replied "he's a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that's not important right now."
- If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends He'd be a pastor of muppets
- Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was... I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.
They said "He doesn't count".
I replied, "I assure you, he does". - Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church? It's called Pastor of Muppets
- When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained Now he's a Pastor of Muppets
- Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street? He was the Pastor of Muppets.
- Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients "muppets" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans.
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Muppeteers One Liners
Which muppeteers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muppeteers? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How do Muppets make money? A Fonzie scheme.
- What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band? Fragile Rock
- What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets
- When Fozzy the Muppet gets old what will he need to get around? A WALKA WALKA WALKA!
- Why did one of the muppets go to jail? It Kermit a crime.
- Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
- Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively? Muppet rabies.
- A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday... He felt nothing.
- What do you call a pair of gay muppets? A rainbow connection!
- Make like a muppet... and just waka way.
- What did Miss Muppet say when she ran out of food? No whey!
- How did one gay Muppet know the other gay Muppet? The rainbow connection
- rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster
- What did the Cookie Monster get on the 50th anniversary of the Muppets? diabetes.
- How do muppets die? They kermit s**....
Muppeteers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about muppeteers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muppeteers pranks.
What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?
Pa-Ra-Bo-La
(do doooo do dodo)
What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?
Messie
Thank you and goodnight.
I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory.
Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?
So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week
So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime
TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".
It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common?
they all help make a really convoluted joke.
What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?
"It's a phenomena (do doo do d**...)"
What is Swedish Chef's, from the muppets, favorite song?
Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
You see me I be bork, bork, bork, bork.
What did the depressed muppet say?
I want to Kermit s**....
miss piggy
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
What do Muppet's do after being fired over the phone?
Kermit s**....
What do you call a Muppet with a s**... addiction?
n**... Monster
How to tell a muppet you're breaking up with them
I'm sorry, I just can't Kermit to this relationship and whenever you're with other guys, I get green with envy.
If a muppet were depressed they would try to...
Kermit s**...
What do you call a muppet hanging itself?
Kermit-ting s**....
Julia is the first muppet to have a mental condition, Autism.
What about Bert and Ernie. Theyre gay!
Why should depressed muppets seek help?
So they don't Kermit s**....
What did the Muppet do when he was depressed?
He kermitted s**....
What is the difference between James Hetfield and Paula White?
One is a master of puppets, the other is a pastor of muppets.
My Doctor finally managed to cure me of my obsession with the Muppets
He gave me an e**...
followed by a Doo Doo do do do