Muppet Jokes

32 muppet jokes and hilarious muppet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muppet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're a fan of the Muppets, these jokes are definitely worth a read! Enjoy some of the funniest gags from the Muppet Babies, Muppet Wiki, The Muppet Show, The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Muppet Haunted Mansion and more. Featuring the Muppet characters like Fozzie, Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Animal, Rowlf, Henson and Cholo, these jokes will have you in stitches. So put on some Styx, grab a few friends and get ready to laugh your Muppets off!

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Funniest Muppet Short Jokes

Short muppet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muppet humour may include short lifelong jokes also.

  1. If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding... He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
  2. I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street. They told me, He doesn't count!
    I replied, I assure you, he does.
  3. If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the... Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*
  4. While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was. I replied "he's a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that's not important right now."
  5. If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends He'd be a pastor of muppets
  6. Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was... I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.
    They said "He doesn't count".
    I replied, "I assure you, he does".
  7. Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church? It's called Pastor of Muppets
  8. When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained Now he's a Pastor of Muppets
  9. Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street? He was the Pastor of Muppets.
  10. Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients "muppets" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans.

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Muppet One Liners

Which muppet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muppet? I can suggest the ones about hobbit and cartoon.

  1. How do Muppets make money? A Fonzie scheme.
  2. What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band? Fragile Rock
  3. What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets
  4. When Fozzy the Muppet gets old what will he need to get around? A WALKA WALKA WALKA!
  5. Why did one of the muppets go to jail? It Kermit a crime.
  6. Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
  7. Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively? Muppet rabies.
  8. A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday... He felt nothing.
  9. What do you call a pair of gay muppets? A rainbow connection!
  10. Make like a muppet... and just waka way.
  11. What did Miss Muppet say when she ran out of food? No whey!
  12. How did one gay Muppet know the other gay Muppet? The rainbow connection
  13. rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster
  14. What did the Cookie Monster get on the 50th anniversary of the Muppets? diabetes.
  15. How do muppets die? They kermit s**....

Muppet joke, How do muppets die?

Muppet Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about muppet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean millennia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muppet pranks.

What do you call a muppet hanging itself?

Kermit-ting s**....

What did the depressed muppet say?

I want to Kermit s**....

TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

What did the Muppet do when he was depressed?

He kermitted s**....

What do you call a Muppet with a s**... addiction?

n**... Monster

If a muppet were depressed they would try to...

Kermit s**...

Muppet joke, A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday...