Muppet Jokes

If you're a fan of the Muppets, these jokes are definitely worth a read! Enjoy some of the funniest gags from the Muppet Babies, Muppet Wiki, The Muppet Show, The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Muppet Haunted Mansion and more. Featuring the Muppet characters like Fozzie, Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Animal, Rowlf, Henson and Cholo, these jokes will have you in stitches. So put on some Styx, grab a few friends and get ready to laugh your Muppets off!

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I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street.

They told me, He doesn't count!

I replied, I assure you, he does.

If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...

Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*

While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was.

I replied "he's a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that's not important right now."

Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was...

I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.

They said "He doesn't count".

I replied, "I assure you, he does".

How do muppets die?

They kermit s**....

What do you call a muppet hanging itself?

Kermit-ting s**....

What did the depressed muppet say?

I want to Kermit s**....

Muppet joke, What did the depressed muppet say?

How do Muppets make money?

A Fonzie scheme.

When Fozzy the Muppet gets old what will he need to get around?


TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

What did the Muppet do when he was depressed?

He kermitted s**....

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Why did one of the muppets go to jail?

It Kermit a crime.

What do you call a Muppet with a s**... addiction?

n**... Monster

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

If a muppet were depressed they would try to...

Kermit s**...

Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?

Muppet rabies.

Muppet joke, Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?

A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday...

He felt nothing.

miss piggy

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week

So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime

Make like a muppet...

and just waka way.

How to tell a muppet you're breaking up with them

I'm sorry, I just can't Kermit to this relationship and whenever you're with other guys, I get green with envy.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?


Thank you and goodnight.

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