Muppet Jokes
32 muppet jokes and hilarious muppet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muppet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're a fan of the Muppets, these jokes are definitely worth a read! Enjoy some of the funniest gags from the Muppet Babies, Muppet Wiki, The Muppet Show, The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Muppet Haunted Mansion and more. Featuring the Muppet characters like Fozzie, Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Animal, Rowlf, Henson and Cholo, these jokes will have you in stitches. So put on some Styx, grab a few friends and get ready to laugh your Muppets off!
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Funniest Muppet Short Jokes
Short muppet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muppet humour may include short lifelong jokes also.
- If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding... He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
- If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the... Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*
- While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was. I replied "he's a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that's not important right now."
- Did you know Metallica has a new album about the leader of Kermit's church? It's called Pastor of Muppets
- When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained Now he's a Pastor of Muppets
- Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street? He was the Pastor of Muppets.
- what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common? they all help make a really convoluted joke.
- TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet". It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
- miss piggy What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
- What is Swedish Chef's, from the muppets, favorite song? Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
You see me I be bork, bork, bork, bork.
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Muppet One Liners
Which muppet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muppet? I can suggest the ones about hobbit and cartoon.
- How do Muppets make money? A Fonzie scheme.
- What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band? Fragile Rock
- What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets
- When Fozzy the Muppet gets old what will he need to get around? A WALKA WALKA WALKA!
- Why did one of the muppets go to jail? It Kermit a crime.
- Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively? Muppet rabies.
- A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday... He felt nothing.
- Make like a muppet... and just waka way.
- What did Miss Muppet say when she ran out of food? No whey!
- rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster
- What did the Cookie Monster get on the 50th anniversary of the Muppets? diabetes.
- What do you call a muppet hanging itself? Kermit-ting s**....
- What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit s**....
- What do Muppet's do after being fired over the phone? Kermit s**....
- What do you call a Muppet with a s**... addiction? n**... Monster
Muppet Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about muppet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean millennia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muppet pranks.
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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
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If a muppet were depressed they would try to...
Kermit s**...
How to tell a muppet you're breaking up with them
I'm sorry, I just can't Kermit to this relationship and whenever you're with other guys, I get green with envy.
What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?
Messie
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