The Best 21 Muppet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Muppet jokes. There are some muppet lifelong jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these muppet cartoon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Muppet Jokes and Puns

I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street.

They told me, He doesn't count!

I replied, I assure you, he does.

If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...

Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*

Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was...

I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.

They said "He doesn't count".

I replied, "I assure you, he does".

Muppet joke, Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was...

How do muppets die?

They kermit suicide.

What do you call a muppet hanging itself?

Kermit-ting suicide.


What did the depressed muppet say?

I want to Kermit suicide.

How do Muppets make money?

A Fonzie scheme.

Muppet joke, How do Muppets make money?

When Fozzy the Muppet gets old what will he need to get around?

A WALKA WALKA WALKA!

TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

What did the Muppet do when he was depressed?

He kermitted suicide.

Why did one of the muppets go to jail?

It Kermit a crime.

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What do you call a Muppet with a sex addiction?

Nookie Monster

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

If a muppet were depressed they would try to...

Kermit suicide

Why was Fozzie Bear acting so aggressively?

Muppet rabies.

A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday...

He felt nothing.

Muppet joke, A Psychopath murdered a Muppet yesterday...

miss piggy

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week

So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime

Make like a muppet...

and just waka way.


How to tell a muppet you're breaking up with them

I'm sorry, I just can't Kermit to this relationship and whenever you're with other guys, I get green with envy.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie

Thank you and goodnight.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the muppet millennia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working muppet disney piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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