Following is our collection of funny Muppet jokes. There are some muppet lifelong jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these muppet cartoon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They told me, He doesn't count!
I replied, I assure you, he does.
Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*
I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.
They said "He doesn't count".
I replied, "I assure you, he does".
They kermit suicide.
Kermit-ting suicide.
I want to Kermit suicide.
A Fonzie scheme.
A WALKA WALKA WALKA!
It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
He kermitted suicide.
It Kermit a crime.
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Nookie Monster
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
Kermit suicide
Muppet rabies.
He felt nothing.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime
and just waka way.
I'm sorry, I just can't Kermit to this relationship and whenever you're with other guys, I get green with envy.
Messie
Thank you and goodnight.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the muppet millennia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working muppet disney piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.