Munich Jokes
16 munich jokes and hilarious munich puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about munich that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Munich Short Jokes
Short munich jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The munich humour may include short hamburg jokes also.
- Police broke up a fight between an arsenal and a Bayern Munich fan. They decided not to press charges because it was 2 of one and half a score of the other.
- I tired to make a joke about Manchester United's Munich Air Disaster. But it didn't land well.
- It was nice celebrating Oktoberfest in September in Munich See you all in November for Christmas!
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Munich One Liners
Which munich one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with munich? I can suggest the ones about surrender and allies.
- The Munich agreement was a peace of sheet.
- Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich? 4-2nate ending for Madrid.
- The Munich Agreement was a mistake. Just Czech out how much damage it caused.
- A sign in Munich reads ... "Heisenberg might have slept here."
- Munich Once again, a visit to McDonald's proves to be bad for your health.
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What funny jokes about munich you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make munich pranks.
The German Lifeguard
A group of friends were on a boat in Munich when the hull was breached.
They quickly called for the German Life Guard yelling "Help we're sinking!"
The Life Guard asked "Ja, vat are you sinking about?"
After my flight arrival in Munich . . .
After my flight arrival in Munich I was going through customs and was spoken to in German by the customs agent.
I obviously looked perplexed, and so the agent asked me in English if I at least knew a little German.
I said "Sure, his name is Gunther and he's about four foot, nine inches tall."
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Two Jews leave Russia
One goes to Israel and the other goes to Germany. When they get together a year later, one of them says,
"Abram, I'm doing great. I opened my own business in Haifa. The weather is nice, and everyone speaks my language!"
"You know, Khaim," says Abram. "I'm not doing too bad myself. I live in Munich and work in a crematorium. You won't believe it friend, but I'm actually burning Germans!"
