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Funniest Mums Short Jokes

Short mums jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mums humour may include short moms jokes also.

1. I asked my mum "How much is a couple?" "2 or 3" she replied.
   Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.
2. "Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?" "Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"
   "Thanks dad !"
   "No problem Alan"
3. My Mum used to feed my brother and I by saying 'Here comes the train', and we always ate the food straight away. Otherwise she wouldn't untie us from the tracks.
4. Son: why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
   Son: Thanks dad
   Dad: No problem Alan
5. My mum suffers with short term memory loss Hope it doesn't run in the family because my mums got it too
6. I was washing the car with my son yesterday He kept shouting, 'Mum, stop! Why can't you use a sponge!' 😀
7. I just explained Google images to my mum... "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
   "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
   "Except that." I replied.
8. I was tickling my brothers feet last night... ...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first.
9. When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out.
10. My mum got really annoyed when I tried to tickle my little sister's feet... she said something about 'waiting till she was born'.

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Mums One Liners

Which mums one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mums? I can suggest the ones about mamas and my mum.

1. Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
2. What did the Indian kid say to his parents when he left for school Mum bai
3. For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, "I'm a nudist." I haven't worn it yet.
4. Hermione's son: Mum, you're a witch! Hermione: Emma Watson?
5. What did Indian say to mum when he left? Mumbai.
6. I remember when my mum would tuck me in. She really wanted a daughter.
7. My mum didn't think I'd give our daughter a silly name... ... but I called her Bluff.
8. My Wife is always cutting herself shaving... I guess her mum didn't razor right
9. my mum just started a dating site for chickens She'd do anything to make hens meet
10. Your mum is so fat Before she was buried the earth was a disc.
11. My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night I guess she liked that cat
12. I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi.
13. What's the worst part about being an egg? You only get laid once and it's by your mum.
14. Bought a new car and showed it to my mum. I said, "have a look at my karma"
15. The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it

Cheerful Mums Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about mums you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean keeping mum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mums pranks.