The Best 16 Mumbai Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mumbai jokes. There are some mumbai cardamom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mumbai bombay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mumbai Jokes and Puns

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school?

Mumbai!

What did Indian say to mum when he left?

Mumbai.

What did the Indian boy say to his mom before he left?

Mumbai.

Mumbai joke, What did the Indian boy say to his mom before he left?

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?..

Mumbai


What does an Indian boy say to his mum when he goes out?

Mumbai

I am sick

Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.

Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.

Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.

She asked, "what are you?"

I replied, "I am Sikh."

"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."

I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."

She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."

Mumbai joke, I am sick

What do children in India say to their mothers before they go to school?

Mumbai

What did the Indian kid say to his mum?

Mumbai

What did the Indian say to his mom when he left for college?

Mumbai

What did the Indian kid say to his mom when he was leaving for school?

Mumbai

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What do Indian people say to their mothers when they're leaving home?

Mumbai

What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city?

"Mumbai"

what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India?

Mumbai

"Our parents are taking us to India for our holidays this year."

"Mumbai?"

"No, daddy did."

I Am Sikh

Khushwant Singh told a friend:

"Once I was travelling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sardar before. Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady. Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
During the conversation, she asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
To this I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
The lady was very pleased and shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion." "

Mumbai joke, I Am Sikh

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We suggest to use only working mumbai lucknow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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