Mumbai Jokes
28 mumbai jokes and hilarious mumbai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mumbai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mumbai Short Jokes
Short mumbai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mumbai humour may include short naan jokes also.
- What did the Indian boy say to his mom when he left for school? Bombay!
Oops, i mean, Mumbai… - "Our parents are taking us to India for our holidays this year." "Mumbai?"
"No, daddy did."
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Mumbai One Liners
Which mumbai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mumbai? I can suggest the ones about flatbread and .
- What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!
- What did Indian say to mum when he left? Mumbai.
- What did the Indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai.
- What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai
- What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai
- What does an Indian boy say to his mum when he goes out? Mumbai
- What do children in India say to their mothers before they go to school? Mumbai
- What did the Indian kid say to his mum? Mumbai
- What did the Indian say to his mom when he left for college? Mumbai
- What did the Indian kid say to his mom when he was leaving for school? Mumbai
- What do Indian people say to their mothers when they're leaving home? Mumbai
- What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? "Mumbai"
- what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai
Quirky and Hilarious Mumbai Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about mumbai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mumbai pranks.
I am sick
Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.
Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.
Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
She asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."
