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Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and pray you didn't multiply.
Sex is like air. You don't know what it's worth until you're not getting any.
 You just multiply Lenin by Lenin
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
What do you get if you multiply a young ester compound by avagadro's constant?



A child mole ester
How do you project confidence?
Multiply by the cosine of the angle.
After the Great Flood, Noah sends the animals to go forth and multiply.
A pair of snakes stayed behind. Noah asked, why they stayed.
The pair of snakes replies We can't multiply, we're adders ...
so Noah builds them a log table
To go forth and multiply is more fun.
So I asked him if he could multiply 0 X 2.
...which is why mathematicians get so excited about factorials.
3 reasons lawyers should be used instead of lab rats.
1. They multiply more quickly than rats.
2. Lab staff don't become so emotionally involved, and;
3. there are just some things you can't persuade rats to do.
How about we go to a nice place and do some math? We'll add ourselves up, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and then multiply.
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 Baby Sitters.
Two chaise...
 that's Sofa King Funny!!
You max out your credit card.
A headache.
With cowculators!
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
But with all the Planned Parenthood closings, I think we're about to multiply.
I responded "They multiply"
It was FOILed
Then God blessed it and said: "Be fruitful and multiply."
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame  he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
Biden
When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.
"Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" Said Noah, annoyed.
"We can't" replied one of the snakes. "We're adders".
You add your friends, subtract your enemies, divide your sorrows, and you multiply your joys.
You will have enough sand to make 100 Earth sized planets!
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
So Noah asked them, Why aren't you multiplying?
The snakes replied, We can't, we're adders.
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Add 32 to it, then multiply your answer by 2. Subtract 2. Now close your eyes.
It's dark, isnt it?
Dad walks by little johnny's room and hears "how much is 5 plus 5?"
He walks in and asks little johnny "why are you talking to your rabbit?"
Johnny says: "This one is stupid, the teacher told me that rabbits can multiply very fast but this one can't even add up"
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, square root her and she'll multiply.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light..
..then you energy.
The resulting human will be negative.
By putting P members into V parts
Just multiply them by the square root of negative one. Then you'll have real friends!
MultiPly
Dad: What are people in Ireland doing when they multiply by two?
Me: What?
Dad: They're just Dublin' it
They want you to both multiply and divide.
They multiply by dividing
Because his idea of the perfect date is YYYYMMDD.
A mathamachicken.
Multiply
Dark, wasn't it?
Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will
Add a bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope to not multiply
A pair of snakes replied 'we can't multiply, we're adders'  so Noah built them a log table.
Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
The ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, who stayed behind.
When Noah asked them why, they replied, "We can't multiply. We're adders."
Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.
And he saw that it was good.
The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.
Times square
After the animals exited the ark, the Lord came to the animals and the Lord spoke "Go forth and multiply".
The snakes came to him and said "Oh Lord, we cannot fulfil the commandment, for we are adders"
Thus spoke the Lord "Go and cut down the trees, and out of the trees you shall fashion furniture. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables"
Cause I wanna get you wet and multiply.
After the flood, satisfied his work was done, Noah was inspecting the Ark one last time when he came across a pair of snakes.
"Why are you still here?" he asked in surprise. "It's safe now. Go forth! And multiply!"
The snakes stared at him in confusion.
"But....we're adders."
Why are bacteria so bad at math?
Because they multiply by dividing.
RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.
And the Lord spoke to the animals, and he said "Go forth and multiply!"
The snakes came up to him and said "Oh Lord, forgive us, but we cannot fulfill your commandment, we cannot multiply, for we are adders".
"Go and cut down the trees and build furniture out of them", said the Lord, "for with the aid of log tables, adders can multiply"
All the animals departed from the Ark, except for two snakes in the back. Noah proclaimed again, Go forth and multiply, but the snakes stayed put. Perturbed, Noah asked them, Why have you not followed my command?
* We can't multiply. We're Adders. *
She can't even. It's causing a family divide. We've got to figure it out before our problems multiply.
There's these two guys are arguing and one asked Jerry, howcome you got so many grandkids and I don't?
And he answers, I taught my kids how to multiply
I fuckin' lost it
After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to "Go forth and multiply".
The ark quickly emptied except for two small snakes, who stayed behind.
When Noah why, they replied  we can't multiply, we are adders.
Noah immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.
The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.
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