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There are multiple reports claiming that Kim Jong-Un is dead.
Another Un bites the dust.
The multiple times I talk to God it's called praying
But the one time God talks back to me I'm labeled as a schizophrenic
Multi-level Meta Joke
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.
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Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car.
Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.
Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.
Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.
Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.
Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.
Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.
A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist
So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."
So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."
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Multiplying by zero is just s**... in math: you don't really get a solution, but the problem goes away.
Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will
There's always multiple sides to a story, unless you're at a library...
...then there's multiple stories to a side.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit s**......
is it a hostage situation?
What do you get when you multiply a clock by another clock?
Times square
Multiple choice test
A teacher has administered a multiple choice test to his students. During the exam he notices one student is flipping a quarter and then filling in his answer key. This continues throughout the exam. Nearing the end of the exam, the techer notices the student picking up pace. He is flipping his quarter faster and faster and frantically erasing and scribbling on his test. The teacher approaches the student and asks "what are you doing?"
"Just double checking my answers"
multiple choice question.
Where does a fish swim?
A.
B.
Or C.
As someone with multiple personalities it's always tough to end a relationship
For some reasons no one wants to hear, "It's not me, it's me."
There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are.
We could call it the LOLympics.
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What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common?
They both made Americans despise great w**...!
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's hard for them to stay in sink.
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Why is it you have to take multiple baptists on a fishing trip?
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Why is having multiple partners simultaneously not love?
Because love is always <3
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After multiple rounds of i**..., I admitted all of my flaws and secrets to my SO
They said that was very fourth-coming of me.
What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?
A headache.
I used to have multiple personalities...
"And how are you doing after all this time in therapy?"
We are all doing just fine.
We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back.
It's about time we play red rover with another planet
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Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?
That would be wong on so many levels!
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