Mullet Jokes

Funniest Mullet Short Jokes

Short mullet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mullet humour may include short haircut jokes also.

1. Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters... ...he's going to mullet over.
2. My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.
3. I moved my ferret cage to my front porch to have a BBQ in the back yard. Now my house has a mullet... Business in the front, party in the back!
4. "You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?" "I don't know, I'll mullet over"
5. "Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?" "It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."

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Mullet One Liners

Which mullet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mullet? I can suggest the ones about bald head and long hair.

1. I'm thinking of changing hairstyles. I'd better take some time to mullet over first.
2. I might grow my comb-over out into a mullet. I think I'll mullet over.
3. A man with a mullet walks into a bar The bartender says "The party's in the back."
4. Do you ever wonder about a mullet? What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?
5. We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
   It's a bad look with his mullet.
6. Why did white people start the mullet hairstyle? To cover their red necks.
7. What did the hockey player say when he was offered a contract? Let me mullet over .
8. s**... is like a mullet Business in the front;
   Party in the back
9. What do you call a woman with a mullet? A Mullette.
10. Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
    That's why his mullet never moves.
11. What beer do elderly r**... drink? Silver Mullet

Comical Mullet Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mullet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big hair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mullet pranks.