Mullet Jokes

Funniest Mullet Short Jokes

Short mullet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mullet humour may include short haircut jokes also.

1. Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters... ...he's going to mullet over.
2. I ran into a celebrity while walking down Hollywood Boulevard. He had a mullet, tons of jewelry, and was yelling, I piy the fool! I said, Hey, you missed a t.
3. Just saw a guy with a bowl-cut mullet Or as I like to call it "School shooter in the front, abortion clinic shooter in the back." - Corey Forrester
4. My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.
5. I moved my ferret cage to my front porch to have a BBQ in the back yard. Now my house has a mullet... Business in the front, party in the back!
6. "You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?" "I don't know, I'll mullet over"
7. "Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?" "It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."
8. I want to make a trivia show for r**... where wrong answers cost them their hair. I'll call it "Mullet Over."
9. i went to a r**... barbers to day, sat down in the chair then quickly changed my mind got up and walked away.
   Think i may have dodged the mullet on this one.

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Mullet One Liners

Which mullet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mullet? I can suggest the ones about bald head and long hair.

1. I'm thinking of changing hairstyles. I'd better take some time to mullet over first.
2. I might grow my comb-over out into a mullet. I think I'll mullet over.
3. A man with a mullet walks into a bar The bartender says "The party's in the back."
4. Do you ever wonder about a mullet? What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?
5. What do you call a woman with a mullet? A Mullette.
6. Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
   That's why his mullet never moves.
7. We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
   It's a bad look with his mullet.
8. Why did white people start the mullet hairstyle? To cover their red necks.
9. What did the hockey player say when he was offered a contract? Let me mullet over .
10. s**... is like a mullet Business in the front;
    Party in the back
11. What beer do elderly r**... drink? Silver Mullet

Comical Mullet Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mullet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big hair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mullet pranks.