Mulled Jokes
6 mulled jokes and hilarious mulled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mulled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need a laugh? Try some mulled jokes! This article dives into the unintended consequences of mulled wine on the pontiff's health and musings. Enjoy a humorous look into the wild and wacky world of a pontiff and mulled wine.
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Cheerful Fun Mulled Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What is a good mulled joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
At this time of the year....
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
A man wandering the desert, finds a lamp...
Skeptical, he rubs the lamp and to his surprise a Genie pops out and says:
"You get three wishes, go."
The man thought for a moment before speaking
"You know, I've thought of the perfect first wish!"
He mulled it over a momemt longer before spouting
"I want the greatest thing life has to offer a person!"
"SO IT SHALL BE" The genie snapped his fingers
And the man dropped dead.
Host: "Would you like some mulled wine?"
Guest: "Let me think it over."
Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
Did you hear about the two snakes thrown out of the mulled wine bar at the top of the ski-resort?
It was a slippery slope from there....
God and Jesus were putting the final touches on his proposed journey down to earth
The only thing remaining was mode of death.
"I've narrowed it down to death by crucifixion or death by killer bees," said God.
Jesus mulled it over. "I think I'd prefer the crucifixion," he said.
And that's why Catholics around the world make the sign of the cross instead of swatting themselves furiously at mass.
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