Mules Jokes
26 mules jokes and hilarious mules puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mules that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mules Short Jokes
Short mules jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mules humour may include short mice jokes also.
- A mule walks into a bar in Moscow The bartender looks at him and says Hey, we have a drink named after you!
Really? replies the mule There's a drink named Boris? - Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead... but that would be half-assed.
- A timid friend of mine was arrested at the border for being a drug mule. I didn't know he had it in him.
- A mule walks in to a bar... And sits down. The bartender sees him and says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!!"
The mule says "You have a drink named Larry?" - What is the difference between the most famous character in Spanish literature and a gay mule? One is Don Quixote. The other is Donkey Joto.
- An odd look... Came to the counter of the pharmacy with a box if condoms... Person ringing me up gave me a quick odd look.... I caught it and said "oh, it's not what you think... I'm a drug mule"
- What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule!
A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day! - Mules Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?
- How do you acquire a small version of Thor's hammer? Breed a horse with a donkey and you'll have a little mule near.
- President Trumps presidency is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows how he got and danged if he knows how to use it.
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Mules One Liners
Which mules one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mules? I can suggest the ones about donkey and horse and goats.
- I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed.
- I ordered a horse from a rancher, but only got a mule. Guess he just half-assed it.
- Why did the mule fail his math test? He was half-assing it
- My boss asked for a horse, and I brought him a mule... He said my work was half-assed.
- I've never had a high opinion of mules. Theyre just half-assed horses
- My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work.
- Mules The thing I hate about mules is that they're so half-assed.
- Mules... are SO half-assed.
- How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys.
- What is Mexico's National Animal? The drug mule.
- Mules are just a half-assed attempt to make a stronger horse.
- What do you get for breeding a donkey and a mule A monkey
- Why was the horse always mad at the mule? It kept half-assing everything.
- Why don't mules do a good job? They're always half-assing it.
- The mule was the original hybrid vehicle.
The Funniest Mules Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about mules you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mules pranks.
In honor of National Humor Month, I have one.
People say Mules are much hardier than other Equines.
They really only do a half a**... job though.
A wake for my mother-in-law
Two rural gentlemen were chatting. One says, "Say, I noticed a lot of cars at your house on Saturday night. Were you having a party or something?"
"No," responds the second man. "Tragically last week one of my mules kicked my mother in law in the head, and she died suddenly"
"Oh, No!" says the first man. "So were the people there to pay their final respects?"
"No," says the second man. "Once news started to spread about the incident, men from all over the county started coming over asking if they could borrow my mule."
Arguing couple
A married couple drove down a country road for several miles, sitting in silence. An earlier discussion led to an argument in which neither would concede their position.
As they passed by a barnyard full of mules, pigs, and goats, the husband sarcastically asks: "Relatives of yours?"
'Yup,' the wife promptly replies. 'In-laws'
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Strange how people think Mules do better work than Donkeys.
Especially considering Mules only do a half a**... job.
I'm tired of trying to get mules to do work around my farm.
They always half-a**... everything.
Rob and Samantha ...
Rob and Samantha Henders just got married but they were having some communication issues – that's a nice way of saying they were fighting. One day, they were in the car driving down a country road, each not saying a word after a particularly intense fight.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, Rob sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," Samantha replied. "I married into the family."
