Muhammed Jokes

Funniest Muhammed Short Jokes

Short muhammed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muhammed humour may include short prophet jokes also.

1. To settle their differences, Jesus and Muhammed agree to pistols at dawn, Jesus wins... ...because drawing Muhammed is forbidden.
2. Muhammed, Confucius, and Buddha walk into a bar The bartender spots them and says "aw, Christ!"
   Muhammed says, "nah, it's Saturday, Jesus don't drink on the Sabbath."
3. I asked my Arabic friend how he made all his money… He said it was 3 simple steps:
   Step 1: Be named Muhammed.
   Step 2: Start a new religion.
   Step 3: Prophet.
4. If you're ever in bed with a someone and you forget their name. Just start yelling Muhammed. It's the most common name in the world, so you'll have the highest likelihood of getting it right.
5. My friend Muhammed just turned 40 and is joining a t**... group... He must be having a midlife ISIS.

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Muhammed One Liners

Which muhammed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muhammed? I can suggest the ones about mosque and sheikh.

1. Step 1: Be named Muhammed. Step 2: Get some followers. Step 3: Prophet.
2. What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet
3. For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill. Both boxed.
4. Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need.
5. What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator? Muhammed muhammed muhammena.
6. I just finished a painting of Muhammed on a skateboard I call it "Radical Islam"
7. My reaction to Muhammed Ali's death is much like the man himself. Very shaken.

Giggle-Inducing Muhammed Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about muhammed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hijab jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muhammed pranks.