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Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.
Muhammad Alley
Profit Muhammad
I guess he was just a turban legend.
The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar.
Why doesn't Muhammad Ali understand jokes?
[Because he always misses the punchline.](/spoiler)
The bartender asks each of them what they want.
Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice.
Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine.
Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?"
Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything."
Because he was god's profit.
Gaseous Clay
bad day to wear sandals.
for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?
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By revealing his butt-crack.
Boom!
I've been in both.
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
As Jesus winds down the fishing lesson, he notes the time. He bids them farewell, and walks across the lake home.
After a while, Moses decided he wasn't very good at fishing, so he parted the lake and went home.
Being the last one left, Muhammed ██████████ █████ ████████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ███████
You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!
Gassius Clay
Ali BaaBaa.
Allah-t.
Thanks for listening.
Credit Evan Sayet.
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.
Hand him a knife...
That Muhammad should not be on the $20 dollar bill.
Gassius Clay
He wanted to double his prophets.
IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
Gaseous Clay
We make a small prophet.
Parkinson's
Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it.
Is it too soon for a punchline?
A punchline.
Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass."
"Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?"
"Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?"
"Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"
Muhammad Achoo
So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He gives the bartender ceramic money.
The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
1.6 billion people call him Muhammad.
The Prophet Muhammad.
You're cashless, Clay.
Because muhammad taught her from a very young age.
Muhammad Dali
Muhammad, statistically
That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
Alli'son.
Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate
Because no artist would dare try to paint your perfect image.
So they don't have to have their picture in the yearbook.
Boxing day
Yes Gary, with your high school diploma.
Muhammad the neurologist is stealing your job.
My faith moved mountains, exclaimed Jesus.
Yes, agreed Muhammad, but mine moved skyscrapers.
His neighbor from Nepal looks over and says "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
Allah-mode
Aisha was only the name of his goat.
Gaseous Clay
900 with just one punch.
Owner says, "Can I help you?"
They say, "How much to wash an old pair of boxers?"
Is-lamb.
Profit Muhammad
Say five allah akbars with the lights off and get arrested.
And the priest welcomed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Muhammad Ali to his sermon.
He made good profit
...Gaseous Clay
Aisha was only his goat.
2\. (Peace be upon him)
3\. Prophet????
From the israeli side, a machine gun fires, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
From the Palestinian side, a rifle goes bang bang
This goes on for a bit until suddenly, the Palestinian side goes quiet.
A head pokes out of the Israeli foxhole. Hey Muhammad! You run out of ammo?
Yeah!
Well come on over, i'll sell you some!
Gaseous Clay
A non-prophet organization
It's the first in a series of unboxing videos.
Muhammad Aleve
It's a non-prophet organization.
It's making little prophets.
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