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  1. Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and floyd mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria. If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.
  2. Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights? That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
  3. Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
  4. Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's... 900 with just one punch.
  5. Today I posted a video of Muhammad Ali's "Rumble in the Jungle" fight in reverse. It's the first in a series of unboxing videos.
  6. Muhammad Ali & Joe Frazier go to a Dry Cleaner. Owner says, "Can I help you?"
    They say, "How much to wash an old pair of boxers?"
  7. Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
    He gives the bartender ceramic money.
    The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
  8. The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a "Tweet" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.
  9. Two goats walk into a mosque.... And the priest welcomed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Muhammad Ali to his sermon.
  10. What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present? You're cashless, Clay.

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Muhammad Ali One Liners

Which muhammad ali one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muhammad ali? I can suggest the ones about mike tyson and professional boxer.

    MUHAMMAD ALI D.V.D'S......
    (both boxed.)
  2. What is the name of Muhammad Ali's sheep? Ali BaaBaa.
  3. What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay
  4. So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?
  5. What did Muhammad Ali name his son? Alli'son.
  6. I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it.
  7. Today on greatest hits Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.
  8. Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's
  9. What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay
  10. What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts? Gassius Clay
  11. What did they call Muhammad Ali after he had baked beans? Gaseous Clay
  12. What do you call Muhammad Ali with indigestion? Gaseous Clay
  13. What was Muhammad Ali's favourite day of the year? Boxing day
  14. What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
  15. How does one stab Muhammad Ali? Hand him a knife...

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In light of the Muhammad Ali gif gaining popularity...

Why doesn't Muhammad Ali understand jokes?
[Because he always misses the punchline.](/spoiler)

I was at a u**... when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper.

What do you call Muhammad Ali when he just can't stop f**...?

Gassius Clay

Muhammad Ali...

Is in the fight of his life right now

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10

I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing...

...being overrated.

Why did Muhammad Ali pass away?

Too many bee stings

Remember when Muhammad Ali died?

Yeah, neither does he.

Muhammad Ali's last words last night:

[Insert text here]

Muhammad Ali was doing just fine...

Until Windows 10 automatically downloaded on his life support.

So Muhammad Ali died recently and...

I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend.

What do you call a group of people waiting to fight Muhammad Ali?

A punchline.

Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side:

At least he isn't shaking anymore.

Bro, You look like Muhammad Ali

Before all the training and the hardwork

Muhammad Ali never parked in his daughter's driveway.

He'd always park in son's.

I'm the Muhammad Ali of f**.......

Gaseous Clay

Nasa just named a nebula after Muhammad Ali...

...Gaseous Clay

(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt.

When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger.
Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve n**...".
Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my d**... cheeseburger".

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