Mugs Jokes
30 mugs jokes and hilarious mugs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mugs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for a good laugh with these hilarious mugs jokes! Explore different cups, teapots, and other ista that will make you chuckle - from silly puns to fart jokes. No matter your preference, these mugs provide plenty of grins for everyone.
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Funniest Mugs Short Jokes
Short mugs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mugs humour may include short mugger jokes also.
- Patient says, "Doctor I have pain in my eye whenever I drink tea" Doctor says, "Take the spoon out of your mug"
- I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
- i started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt years ago Since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
- I've decided to start carrying a knife. After an attempted mugging last week I've decided to start carrying a knife. Since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful.
- My wife walks into the kitchen Me: it sure is muggy outside
Wife: if you put all the mugs on the porch I'm leaving you
*Sips coffee out of bowl* - I started carrying a knife after a failed mugging attempt last year... All my attempts have been pretty successful this year.
- Me: "Gee honey, it sure is muggy out today!" Her: "If I walk outside and all of our mugs are on the front porch, I'm leaving you."
Me: *sips coffee from a bowl* - I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago. After that my mugging attempts have been very successful
- After an attempted mugging, I started to carry a gun around with me Now my muggings are more successful.
- A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, I don't know. It all happened so fast.
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Mugs One Liners
Which mugs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mugs? I can suggest the ones about coffee mug and muffins.
- I got mugged by 6 dwarves... .... not Happy.
- Coffee is the silent victim in our house... It gets mugged every day.
- What did the German physicist call his beer mug? Ein stein.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging.
- What do you call a sick cup of coffe? A coughy mug
- I lost 70 pounds last month I got mugged in London
- I put root beer in a square mug. Now I have beer.
- I go mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
- why don't mathematicians get mugged? Because there's safety in numbers.
- Courtesy of my 6-year-old: How does a coffee mug fight off dementors? Espresso patronum
- Two coffees were walking down the street... One of them was mugged!
- What did the coffee do after it got mugged? It got drunk.
- Why did the barbarian mug the bard? So he could take the lute!
Mugs Fart Jokes
Here is a list of funny mugs fart jokes and even better mugs fart puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Just invented mug repellant It's called f**...
Silly Mugs Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about mugs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smug jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mugs pranks.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first orders a mug, the second a half, the third a quarter, and so on. The bartender pours them 2 whole mugs and says, "sort it out yourselves."
An Irishman is walking along and trips over a genie's lamp
An Irishman is walking along and trips over a genie's lamp. The genie pops out and says "I will give you three wishes"
Irishman says "I want to live forever"
Genies nods and says "It is done. You will live forever"
Irishman says "I want a mug of beer that never runs out"
Genie nods and a bottomless beer mug appears in the guy's hand. Genie says "You have one more wish to use"
Irishman says "This is great! Gimme another one of these mugs"
Me to Wife: "Boy, it sure is muggy outside."
Wife: "If I go outside and all of our mugs are sitting on the front porch, we're getting a divorce."
Me: *quietly sips coffee from a bowl.*
Coffee
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...
I really need to wash some mugs
I said to my wife, 'it's really muggy outside today."
She looked at me and replied, 'if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you!"
\*\*Me: Smugly continued sipping coffee from a bowl
When the person who mugs you only finds a dollar in your pocket
John is on his way home late at night when he's attacked by a mugger. After a great struggle, the mugger overcomes him, searches his pockets, but only finds a single dollar.
"What sort of guy puts up a fight like that for just a dollar?" says the mugger.
"I'm not that s**...," says John, "I thought were were after the $500 I've got hidden in my shoe."
People from Maine are so self-centered
All their T-Shirts and mugs say "I ❤️ ME"!
A teenager buys his mom some coffee mugs for Christmas...
The mom says, "not this again, you already gave me an ugly mug 16 years ago."
An American, Englishman, and an Irishman all have mugs of beer in front of them.
It's discovered that all three mugs each have one housefly in them. The American takes the fly out and drinks his beer. The Englishman explains the situation to the bartender and asks for a new beer. The Irishman picks the fly up by its wings and goes, "Spit it out, ya s**...!"
A series of Goosebumps themed German beer mugs:
R.L. Steins.
Why did the German physicist keep getting mugs for his birthday?
He only had ein stein.
Me: It sure is muggy outside.
My wife: I swear to God, if I look outside and see all of our mugs on the lawn I'm divorcing you.
Me: *sips coffee from a bowl*
