Muggy Jokes
7 muggy jokes and hilarious muggy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muggy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My wife walks into the kitchen
Me: it sure is muggy outside
Wife: if you put all the mugs on the porch I'm leaving you
*Sips coffee out of bowl*
Me: "Gee honey, it sure is muggy out today!"
Her: "If I walk outside and all of our mugs are on the front porch, I'm leaving you."
Me: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Me to Wife: "Boy, it sure is muggy outside."
Wife: "If I go outside and all of our mugs are sitting on the front porch, we're getting a divorce."
Me: *quietly sips coffee from a bowl.*
I said to my wife, 'it's really muggy outside today."
She looked at me and replied, 'if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you!"
\*\*Me: Smugly continued sipping coffee from a bowl
I told my wife I was going for a walk, but as soon as I got outside, some thugs jumped out of the bushes and tried to steal my wallet.
I ran back into the house and locked the door.
"So, how was your walk", she asked.
"I didn't go, it's way too muggy."
It's muggy outside
But inside, it's burglary.
This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's
Muggy.
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