Muggle Jokes
4 muggle jokes and hilarious muggle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muggle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Laughter Muggle Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What is a good muggle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Harry Potter woke up in a hospital.
A little confused he asked "where am I?"
Doctor: "why you were in a coma and just awoke in this fine hospital"
"Why am I in a muggle Hospital?" he mumbled to himself
slightly hearing him the doctor spoke " Son, Take it easy, you ran face first into a wall and have been in a coma for 8 years"
What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?
*fetus, deletus!*
^It's ^my ^first ^time ^posting ^here. ^Tell ^me ^if ^I ^did ^something ^wrong ^or ^if ^this ^is ^the ^wrong ^sub...
^And ^yes, ^I ^am ^a ^Muggle.
What do you call someone bad at spelling?
A muggle.
Joke my ADHD brain thought of out of nowhere
So the Hogwarts police confiscated a coffee cup suspecting it of dangerous enchantments. Turns out the police that grabbed it drank a bit too much butterbeer. It was just a normal coffee cup that belonged to some arrogant human thief.
It was a smug muggle mugger's mug.
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