Muffled Jokes
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How do l**... sound?
Muffled.
A gorilla ask the zookeeper if he has heard about the escaped gorilla
The zookeeper says no. The gorilla replies, that's because I'm a quiet gorilla
*muffled gorilla violence*
Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?
Zookeeper: No, I did not.
Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla.
\[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
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A man goes to a barber for a shave
While the barber is lathering him up, the man admits to having a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.
''Here, try this'', says the barber, pulling a small wooden ball from a drawer. '' Place the ball between your right cheek and gum and I'll show you how close a shave can be.''
The man does so and the barber shaves away.
''Wow,'' exclaims the man, ''that is great!'' He then asks with a muffled voice, ''What happens if I accidentally s**... the ball?''
''No problems,'' replies the barber. ''Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else.''
What did the gynecologist say to his sedated patient?
I don't know, his voice was muffled.
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