Muffins Jokes
48 muffins jokes and hilarious muffins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muffins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Muffins Short Jokes
Short muffins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muffins humour may include short muffin man jokes also.
- Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards... ...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?
- Two muffins were sitting in an oven, one muffin says, "wow it's getting hot in here!" The second muffin says "oh my god a talking muffin"
- If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem
- One of the Secret Service agents was tempted by the delicious muffin on the president's office desk, as he slowly reached out to take a bite, the other agent stopped him and said: "Its FOR-BIDEN!"
- That's my favorite part of the muffin... Is apparently not the right answer when your wife asks if her pants give her a muffin top
- I'm currently doing whatever I can to give myself and my girlfriend the best chance of having our own house. But so far her grandma hasn't eaten any of my "wonderful" muffins.
- Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...
The batter - Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
The first muffin says to the second, "Is it getting hot in here?"
The second muffin says "AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!" - I left my muffin on my desk at work while I went to the printer When I came back it was scone
- Two muffins are in an oven.. One says to the other one "Dude, I am so baked."
^^^^^Ishouldfeelreallyfuckingbad
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Muffins One Liners
Which muffins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muffins? I can suggest the ones about baked goods and cupcake.
- What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum
- What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*
- What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.
- Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant? Because he had muffin to say.
- What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy
- Whats up Cake? Muffin
- What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin? I'm flattered!
- The muffin man and a biscuit man got into a fight. There were only crumbs left
- I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom.
- Why was the muffin sad? It was a mixture of things
- Why are muffins miserable? Because they're bread inside.
- What do you call a muffin on life support? Grain Dead
- I had a muffin that was luckier than me It was date & nut
- What do you call a sweet advertising campaign. A Brand Muffin.... Ill show myself out
- What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin
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What funny jokes about muffins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doughnuts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muffins pranks.
What did one muffin say to the other muffin?
Nothing, because muffins can't talk..
How to catch a White Elephant
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins).
Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it.
The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins).
Repeat this procedure for five days in a row. After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin (with raisins).
The sixth day you climb the tree, bringing with you a muffin (without raisins). Drop the muffin (without raisins) as usual.
When the white elephant finds out that the muffin (without raisins) lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.
And then you catch it the same way you catch an ordinary grey elephant.
My girlfriend asked me where the muffins are...
So I told her "they're muffin around!" Hah! Actually they were behind the carrots.
What was Jon Snow's bakery called?
You know muffins, Jon Snow.
What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns?
Alphabreadically!
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Why did the plane c**...
because the pilots we're muffins
2 Muffins are sitting in an oven...
One says to the other "man its hot in here" the other one yells terrified "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
When a black guy gets shot, what are his communities favourite snacks?
Dindu Muffins
There are two muffins in an oven.
The one muffin says to the other one, "Woah, a silent muffin!"
Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.
and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.
Bready dispute
I heard a couple of Pakistani friends of mine arguing for hours about bread rolls.
It was much Urdu about muffins.
So there's these two muffins, sitting in an oven...
So there's these two muffins, sitting in an oven...
One muffin leans over, and whispers to his little muffin friend...
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The only thing we can all agree on as not better t**...?
muffins
Two muffins are in the oven.
One muffin says to the other "It sure is hot in here". The other exclaims " AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
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Why wouldn't the dolphins e**... muffins?
Because they were made with All-Porpoise Flour
The Oven
Two muffins are baking in an oven.
The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The second muffin says: "Wow! A talking muffin!"
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Did you hear about the t**... who robbed the bakery?
He said he was innocent, he dindu muffins
Two muffins are put in an oven.
The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."
Two muffins are in an oven.
One turns to the other, screaming, and shouts, "Ahh! It's so hot in here, I'm burning!" The other muffin then turns to the first and shouts back, "Ahh! A talking muffin!"
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter.
I like to play Muffin Roulette.
2 Muffins are in a oven
One of them says, it's hot in here,
The other one screams ahhh! talking muffin.
I know this is bad but my biology teacher said it and wanted to prove it was a bad joke.
A couple of muffins are baking in an oven
One turns and asks, "Is it getting hotter in here or is it just me?"
The other turns back and says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Sherlock Holmes arrives at a crime scene, and immediately bends down to pick up a button on the floor.
Hmm… Sherlock ponders, I deduce that the individual this button belongs to is 6' 1 , was born in January, and has a fascination with blueberry muffins.
Watson was completely confused by his partner's deduction.
How could you possibly get all that from just a button?
Elementary! Sherlock replied. Because it's mine!
