Muffins Jokes
58 muffins jokes and hilarious muffins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muffins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Muffins Short Jokes
Short muffins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muffins humour may include short muffin man jokes also.
- Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards... ...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?
- Two muffins were sitting in an oven, one muffin says, "wow it's getting hot in here!" The second muffin says "oh my god a talking muffin"
- Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Man, it sure is hot in here." The other muffin shrieks " Ahhhhh! A talking muffin!"
- If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem
- Two muffins are rising in the oven One says to the other "Hot enough in here for ya?"
The other muffin says "Oh my god! a talking muffin!" - One of the Secret Service agents was tempted by the delicious muffin on the president's office desk, as he slowly reached out to take a bite, the other agent stopped him and said: "Its FOR-BIDEN!"
- Two Muffins Are Sitting In The Oven... The first muffin says, "It sure is hot in here!"
The second muffin gasps, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!" - That's my favorite part of the muffin... Is apparently not the right answer when your wife asks if her pants give her a muffin top
- I'm currently doing whatever I can to give myself and my girlfriend the best chance of having our own house. But so far her grandma hasn't eaten any of my "wonderful" muffins.
- Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...
The batter
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Muffins One Liners
Which muffins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muffins? I can suggest the ones about baked goods and mugs.
- What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum
- What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*
- What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.
- Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant? Because he had muffin to say.
- What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy
- Whats up Cake? Muffin
- What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin? I'm flattered!
- The muffin man and a biscuit man got into a fight. There were only crumbs left
- I support the black guys that got kicked out of a starbucks THEY DIDN'T DO MUFFIN WRONG.
- I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom.
- Why was the muffin sad? It was a mixture of things
- Why are muffins miserable? Because they're bread inside.
- What do you call a muffin on life support? Grain Dead
- I had a muffin that was luckier than me It was date & nut
- What do you call a sweet advertising campaign. A Brand Muffin.... Ill show myself out
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What funny jokes about muffins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean puffs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muffins pranks.
So, two muffins are sitting in an oven....
So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other,
"Man, its hot in here."
The other muffin replied, "OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
A tray of muffins is in the oven.
One muffin says "Woo; it's hot in here." An adjacent muffin exclaims, "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
Two muffins are in an oven..
One says to the other one "Dude, I am so baked."
^^^^^Ishouldfeelreallyfuckingbad
Two Muffins we sitting in an oven.
The first looks over to the second, and says, "man it sure is hot in here"! The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "MY GOD, a talking muffin"!!!!
There were two muffins in an oven...
One muffin said to the other, "Boy, it's sure hot in here!"
The other muffin screamed "AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!!!!!"
Two muffins were in an oven...
One says to the other, "is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other screams, "AHHHH! Talking muffin!"
Two muffins are in an oven
The first one says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The second one says, "Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"
Two Muffins
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
The first muffin says to the second, "Is it getting hot in here?"
The second muffin says "AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"
Two muffins
Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its getting hot in here" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells " ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"
I must be baked
Two muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, Hey man, is it
getting hot in here?
And the other muffin said, Ahhhhh! You can talk!
Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven.
Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, "gosh, it's so hot in here."
"The second muffin exclaims, "Ahh, a talking muffin!"
Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.
and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.
Bready dispute
I heard a couple of Pakistani friends of mine arguing for hours about bread rolls.
It was much Urdu about muffins.
Two muffins are in an oven.
The first muffin looks at the other one and say, "Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"
The other muffin looks back and says, "Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"
The Muffin Joke
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
Two muffins are in the oven.
One muffin says to the other "It sure is hot in here". The other exclaims " AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
Two muffins were in a oven...
One said "wow it's really hot in here." Other muffin replyed "wow a talking muffin!"
The Oven
Two muffins are baking in an oven.
The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The second muffin says: "Wow! A talking muffin!"
Two muffins are put in an oven.
The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."
Two muffins are in an oven
One turns to the other and says, boy, it sure is hot in here!
The other muffin replies, Ahhhhh a talking muffin!!!!!
(I'm terrible at jokes and this is the only one that I consistently don't f*k up and my husband actually laughs when I tell it.)
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
Two muffins were in an oven...
One muffin said "Boy is it hot in here"
The other muffin said nothing as it died of heat exhaustion just moments earlier.
Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter.
I like to play Muffin Roulette.
Muffins are in the oven, one says "Is it getting hot in here?" A second screams, "Aah! A talking muffin!"
A third pipes up, "Duuuude, we're so baked."
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"
The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin looks over at the second, and casually says, "hot in here, isn't it?"
The second muffin replies, "holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"
A man puts a tray of muffins in the oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, Whoa, it's really hot in here.
The other muffin jumps and yells, Aah! A talking muffin!
Two muffins are sitting next to each other baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, Boy is hot in here, huh?
The other muffin says, GAAAAH w**... A TALKING MUFFIN!!!
Two Muffins are sitting in an oven...
... one muffin says to the other "d**... its starting to get really hot in here." The other one says, "HOLY s**... A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Two Muffins are sitting in the oven...
...after a while one says: Wow, it's really getting hot in here. And the other one says: Wow, a speaking Muffin.
Two muffins were in an oven...
One muffin says to the other, "Hey, does it feel hot in here to you?"
The other muffin says, "Holy s**...! A talking muffin!"
My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Two muffins are sitting in an oven baking.
One muffins says man it is hot in here!
The other muffins says HOLY s**...! A talking muffin!
Two muffins in an oven
One muffin leans over to the other and says whew man it's getting hot in here.
Then the other muffin says Holy s**... a talking muffin!!
Sherlock Holmes arrives at a crime scene, and immediately bends down to pick up a button on the floor.
Hmm… Sherlock ponders, I deduce that the individual this button belongs to is 6' 1 , was born in January, and has a fascination with blueberry muffins.
Watson was completely confused by his partner's deduction.
How could you possibly get all that from just a button?
Elementary! Sherlock replied. Because it's mine!
