Muffin Man Jokes
7 muffin man jokes and hilarious muffin man puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muffin man that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Two muffins are put in an oven.
The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."
A muffin and dough and are having a conversation.
And the muffin says, "Dude, everything is energy man; it's all energy swirling around. Good energy, and bad energy, and it all depends on what energy you tap into. It's like the planets and electrons and stuff; everything is swirling."
The dough replies, "Dude, you're baked."
Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane.
But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?
The muffin man and a biscuit man got into a fight.
There were only crumbs left
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I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong?
He said, no muffin's wrong
2 Muffins are sitting in an oven...
One says to the other "man its hot in here" the other one yells terrified "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Elderly Couple Go to Heaven Together
They both arrive at the pearly gates together and meet Saint Peter, who says "Let me show you around" He pointed to a mansion and said "That will be your house, located next to the country club." The old man asks, "and how much will that cost?" St Peter replies, "oh there's no charges, it's free, you're in heaven". He adds, "the country club has no fees or costs either" The old man is really happy by now and asks about food. St Peter says, "Although you don't need to eat, we do have full buffets with the very best pork, beef and poultry" The old man asks, "Aren't those bad for our health?" St Peter assures him, "You're in heaven now, there is no need to worry about your health."
The old man turns to his wife and smacks her upside the head. She says, "What was THAT for?" He answers, "If it wasn't for you and your bran muffins, we could have been here 30 years ago!"
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