Muffin Man Jokes
19 muffin man jokes and hilarious muffin man puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muffin man that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Muffin Man Short Jokes
Short muffin man jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muffin man humour may include short muffins jokes also.
- Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Man, it sure is hot in here." The other muffin shrieks " Ahhhhh! A talking muffin!"
- A man puts a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, Whoa, it's really hot in here.
The other muffin jumps and yells, Aah! A talking muffin! - Two muffins are put in an oven. The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."
- So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other,
"Man, its hot in here."
The other muffin replied, "OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!" - Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane. But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?
- I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, Hey man, is it
getting hot in here?
And the other muffin said, Ahhhhh! You can talk! - muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong?
He said, no muffin's wrong - Two muffins were sitting in an oven The first muffin says "Man it is hot in here"
The second muffin turns around and yells "AHHH a talking muffin!!" - Two muffins are in a microwave... The first one says:
Man, it is getting hot in here.
The second one says:
AAAAAAHHHH! A talking muffin! - 2 Muffins are sitting in an oven... One says to the other "man its hot in here" the other one yells terrified "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
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Muffin Man One Liners
Which muffin man one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muffin man? I can suggest the ones about gingerbread man and mowing man.
- The muffin man and a biscuit man got into a fight. There were only crumbs left
Muffin Man Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about muffin man you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mail man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muffin man pranks.
Two Muffins we sitting in an oven.
The first looks over to the second, and says, "man it sure is hot in here"! The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "MY GOD, a talking muffin"!!!!
Two muffins are sitting in an oven baking.
One muffins says man it is hot in here!
The other muffins says HOLY s**...! A talking muffin!
Two muffins in an oven
One muffin leans over to the other and says whew man it's getting hot in here.
Then the other muffin says Holy s**... a talking muffin!!
A muffin and dough and are having a conversation.
And the muffin says, "Dude, everything is energy man; it's all energy swirling around. Good energy, and bad energy, and it all depends on what energy you tap into. It's like the planets and electrons and stuff; everything is swirling."
The dough replies, "Dude, you're baked."
Two muffins
Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its getting hot in here" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells " ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"
There are two muffins in an oven. The muffin on the left turns to the other and says, "Man, it's getting hot in here." The one on the right then says, "Holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"
Elderly Couple Go to Heaven Together
They both arrive at the pearly gates together and meet Saint Peter, who says "Let me show you around" He pointed to a mansion and said "That will be your house, located next to the country club." The old man asks, "and how much will that cost?" St Peter replies, "oh there's no charges, it's free, you're in heaven". He adds, "the country club has no fees or costs either" The old man is really happy by now and asks about food. St Peter says, "Although you don't need to eat, we do have full buffets with the very best pork, beef and poultry" The old man asks, "Aren't those bad for our health?" St Peter assures him, "You're in heaven now, there is no need to worry about your health."
The old man turns to his wife and smacks her upside the head. She says, "What was THAT for?" He answers, "If it wasn't for you and your bran muffins, we could have been here 30 years ago!"