The Best 74 Muffin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Muffin jokes. There are some muffin scone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these muffin oven puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Muffin Jokes and Puns

So, two muffins are sitting in an oven....

So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other,
"Man, its hot in here."

The other muffin replied, "OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A tray of muffins is in the oven.

One muffin says "Woo; it's hot in here." An adjacent muffin exclaims, "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

Two muffins are in an oven..

One says to the other one "Dude, I am so baked."

^^^^^Ishouldfeelreallyfuckingbad

Two Muffins we sitting in an oven.

The first looks over to the second, and says, "man it sure is hot in here"! The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "MY GOD, a talking muffin"!!!!

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There were two muffins in an oven...

One muffin said to the other, "Boy, it's sure hot in here!"
The other muffin screamed "AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!!!!!"


Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery,

you ain't seen muffin yet

My girlfriend asked me where the muffins are...

So I told her "they're muffin around!" Hah! Actually they were behind the carrots.

Muffin joke, My girlfriend asked me where the muffins are...

I like my woman just like my muffin

I prefer the top and never eat the bottom.

Two muffins were in an oven...

One says to the other, "is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other screams, "AHHHH! Talking muffin!"

Two muffins are in an oven

The first one says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The second one says, "Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"

What did one muffin say to the other?

muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy

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Two Muffins

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

The first muffin says to the second, "Is it getting hot in here?"

The second muffin says "AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"

2 Muffins are sitting in an oven...

One says to the other "man its hot in here" the other one yells terrified "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

Two muffins

Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its getting hot in here" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells " ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"

I must be baked

Two muffins were baking in an oven.

One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, Hey man, is it
getting hot in here?

And the other muffin said, Ahhhhh! You can talk!

Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator...

I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.

Muffin joke, Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator...

There are two muffins in an oven.

The one muffin says to the other one, "Woah, a silent muffin!"

Why was the muffin sad?

It was a mixture of things

muffin man

I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong?
He said, no muffin's wrong


There's two muffins sitting in an oven.

One muffin turns to the other and says "it's getting pretty hot in here". The other muffin turns and says "Ahhh! Talking muffin!"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven

The first muffin says "Man it is hot in here"
The second muffin turns around and yells "AHHH a talking muffin!!"

Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven.

Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, "gosh, it's so hot in here."

"The second muffin exclaims, "Ahh, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection?

An English muffin

What do you call a sweet advertising campaign.

A Brand Muffin.... Ill show myself out

Whats up Cake?

Muffin

A muffin and dough and are having a conversation.

And the muffin says, "Dude, everything is energy man; it's all energy swirling around. Good energy, and bad energy, and it all depends on what energy you tap into. It's like the planets and electrons and stuff; everything is swirling."
The dough replies, "Dude, you're baked."

Muffin joke, A muffin and dough and are having a conversation.

Two muffins...

Two muffins are baking in the oven when one turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin replies, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Baseball baking

What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...

The batter

What did the poet with hemorrhoids say?

I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.


So there's these two muffins, sitting in an oven...

So there's these two muffins, sitting in an oven...

One muffin leans over, and whispers to his little muffin friend...

Two muffins are in an oven.

The first muffin looks at the other one and say, "Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"

The other muffin looks back and says, "Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"

Two muffins are in an oven

One turns to the other and says "So how are we going to get out of here?"

The other screams "GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One says to the other, "Oh boy, it sure is hot in here!"

The other says, **"OH MY GOSH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN"**

What do call a gigolo from Idaho?

A spud muffin.


The Muffin Joke

‪Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"‬

Two muffins are in the oven.

One muffin says to the other "It sure is hot in here". The other exclaims " AHHHH! A talking muffin!"

Two muffins were in a oven...

One said "wow it's really hot in here." Other muffin replyed "wow a talking muffin!"

The Oven

Two muffins are baking in an oven.

The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The second muffin says: "Wow! A talking muffin!"

I had a muffin that was luckier than me

It was date & nut

Two muffins are put in an oven.

The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."

What do you call a muffin on life support?

Grain Dead

Two muffins are in an oven.

One turns to the other, screaming, and shouts, "Ahh! It's so hot in here, I'm burning!" The other muffin then turns to the first and shouts back, "Ahh! A talking muffin!"

High school science classes say that "two bodies cannot occupy the same space". Whoever came up with that saying never saw how much butter an English muffin can soak up.

Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane.

But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?

Two muffins are in a microwave...

The first one says:
Man, it is getting hot in here.
The second one says:
AAAAAAHHHH! A talking muffin!

Two muffins are in an oven

One turns to the other and says, boy, it sure is hot in here!

The other muffin replies, Ahhhhh a talking muffin!!!!!

(I'm terrible at jokes and this is the only one that I consistently don't f*k up and my husband actually laughs when I tell it.)

I support the black guys that got kicked out of a starbucks

THEY DIDN'T DO MUFFIN WRONG.

I've got a really healthy relationship with food.

This afternoon I ate a muffin in the gym.

Two muffins were in an oven...

One muffin said "Boy is it hot in here"

The other muffin said nothing as it died of heat exhaustion just moments earlier.

What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?

I'm flattered!

Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter.

I like to play Muffin Roulette.

2 Muffins are in a oven

One of them says, it's hot in here,

The other one screams ahhh! talking muffin.


I know this is bad but my biology teacher said it and wanted to prove it was a bad joke.

Why are muffins miserable?

Because they're bread inside.

A couple of muffins are baking in an oven

One turns and asks, "Is it getting hotter in here or is it just me?"

The other turns back and says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

A muffin walked into a bar.

It went to the counter and asked for a serve of chicken pie. The bartender looked up and said sorry, we don't serve food here.

The muffin man and a biscuit man got into a fight.

There were only crumbs left

Muffins are in the oven, one says "Is it getting hot in here?" A second screams, "Aah! A talking muffin!"

A third pipes up, "Duuuude, we're so baked."

Two muffins were sitting in an oven, one muffin says, "wow it's getting hot in here!"

The second muffin says "oh my god a talking muffin"

Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant?

Because he had muffin to say.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin looks over at the second, and casually says, "hot in here, isn't it?"

The second muffin replies, "holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"

A man puts a tray of muffins in the oven.

One muffin turns to the other and says, Whoa, it's really hot in here.

The other muffin jumps and yells, Aah! A talking muffin!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, Boy is hot in here, huh?

The other muffin says, GAAAAH WTF A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

That's my favorite part of the muffin...

Is apparently not the right answer when your wife asks if her pants give her a muffin top

Two Muffins are sitting in an oven...

... one muffin says to the other "Damn its starting to get really hot in here." The other one says, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

One of the Secret Service agents was tempted by the delicious muffin on the president's office desk, as he slowly reached out to take a bite, the other agent stopped him and said:

"Its FOR-BIDEN!"

I left my muffin on my desk at work while I went to the printer

When I came back it was scone

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Man, it sure is hot in here."

The other muffin shrieks " Ahhhhh! A talking muffin!"

Two Muffins are sitting in the oven...

...after a while one says: Wow, it's really getting hot in here. And the other one says: Wow, a speaking Muffin.

Two muffins were in an oven...

One muffin says to the other, "Hey, does it feel hot in here to you?"

The other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven baking.

One muffins says man it is hot in here!

The other muffins says HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!

Two Muffins Are Sitting In The Oven...

The first muffin says, "It sure is hot in here!"
The second muffin gasps, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"

Two muffins in an oven

One muffin leans over to the other and says whew man it's getting hot in here.
Then the other muffin says Holy shit a talking muffin!!

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