Mufasa Jokes
45 mufasa jokes and hilarious mufasa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mufasa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Tired of the same old Anakin and Jabba jokes? Get ready for a laugh with these hand-picked Mufasa and Simba-themed jokes! Enjoy a collection of hilarious one-liners that capture the wholesome relationship between the father and son pair. Read on for a smile!
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Funniest Mufasa Short Jokes
Short mufasa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mufasa humour may include short mufasa and simba jokes also.
- So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!
Edited for a bit more for clarity.. - What's the difference between oj simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.
- This "Kony 2012" is something else... I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.
- Why did Simba buy a motorcycle? So he could mufasa.
- The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins? You might think it's Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.
The lion king Mufasa. - What did Mufasa say to Simba when he pretended to be a tiger? Grrr, I know you lion.
- Why did Mufasa die? Because he couldn't mufasta..
- Why did Simba's dad die? He didn't Mufasa-nough
- I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake. There is always a chance, right?
- Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan?
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
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Mufasa One Liners
Which mufasa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mufasa? I can suggest the ones about pride and lion.
- Simba was moving too slowly So i told him to Mufasa
- Simba runs pretty slow He needs to Mufasa
- Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa.
- How do you tell a lion to pick up the pace? MUFASA!
- Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!
- Why did Mufasa die? Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.
- What did Simba say to his dad when he was walking slowly? Mufasa
- What do you say to Simba when he walks too slow? Mufasa!
- Why did Simba's dad die? Because >!he couldn't Mufasa than the stampede. !<
- What did Simba's father say when Simba was walking slowly? Mufasa
- What did the lion say when he was stuck in traffic? Mufasa
- What did I tell Simba when he was walking slow. To Mufasa.
- Why did the lion king die? Because he didn't mufasa
- Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough.
- I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow.
Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
Mufasa And Simba Jokes
Here is a list of funny mufasa and simba jokes and even better mufasa and simba puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Mufasa enough!!
- What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday? "You gotta Mufasa"
- What was Mufasa's last word to Simba? Bison
- Why did Scar tell the pride Simba killed Mufasa? He was a Lion.
- Why did Simba's dad die? He couldn't Mufasa
- What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa!
"move faster"
heu heu heu - Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa.
- Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa.
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What funny jokes about mufasa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean king jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mufasa pranks.
