Mufasa Jokes

Funniest Mufasa Short Jokes

Short mufasa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mufasa humour may include short mufasa and simba jokes also.

1. So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!
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2. This "Kony 2012" is something else... I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.
3. The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins? You might think it's Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.
   The lion king Mufasa.
4. I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake. There is always a chance, right?
5. Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, "I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."
6. Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa.
7. why did the lion win the race? because he mufasa.

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Mufasa One Liners

Which mufasa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mufasa? I can suggest the ones about pride and lion.

1. Simba was moving too slowly So i told him to Mufasa
2. Simba runs pretty slow He needs to Mufasa
3. Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!
4. What did Simba say to his dad when he was walking slowly? Mufasa
5. What did the lion say when he was stuck in traffic? Mufasa
6. Why did the lion king die? Because he didn't mufasa
7. I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow.
   
   Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
8. Why did Simba buy a motorcycle? So he could mufasa.
9. What did Mufasa say to Simba when he pretended to be a tiger? Grrr, I know you lion.
10. Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan?
    A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
11. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday? "You gotta Mufasa"
12. What was Mufasa's last word to Simba? Bison
13. Why did Scar tell the pride Simba killed Mufasa? He was a Lion.
14. Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa.
15. Mufasa didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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