Muesli Jokes
9 muesli jokes and hilarious muesli puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muesli that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Muesli Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good muesli joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I almost drowned in my muesli this morning
The currants were too strong for me
What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?
Chopped dates!!
(first joke I've ever come up with)
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli?
He was pulled under by a strong currant
A man drowned this morning eating a bowl of muesli.
A strong current pulled him under.
D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A currant pulled him under.
How did the man drown in a bowl of muesli?
A strong raisin pulled him under.
(source: my mother, who never could remember jokes)
My friend drowned during his first shift at a Muesli factory
He got pulled in by a strong current
How do you call a fascist muesli?
Muesolini
Where can Oats go to get drunk?
The Muesli Bar
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