Mueller Jokes

Funniest Mueller Short Jokes

Short mueller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mueller humour may include short assassination jokes also.

1. A German is visiting France. The border patrol officer asks, "name?"
   Hans Mueller.
   "Occupation?"
   No, just visiting this time.
2. Did you hear that Donald sent Melania to find out about the Mueller probe? She came back and told him it's at least eight inches.
3. We are making White Russians to celebrate the Mueller report release, but I can't remember the recipe. Kahlua-sion or no kahlua-sion?
4. Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections. Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!
5. What did President Trump shout at Bob Mueller when the President's golf cart sideswiped Mueller's golf cart? No Collision! No Collision!
6. Robert Mueller goes before Congress.. Rhetorically, he asks who would be so low that they would sell our country and values for personal profit?
   All of the republicans stand to volunteer.
7. Trump: "How dare you call me conniving!" Mueller: "Mr. Trump, do you know the meaning of the word 'connive'? Trump: "Of course I do! It's what Melania uses to cut my steak!"
8. Robert Mueller is looking at Don Jr. and Ivanka's involvement in Trump Tower Moscow This is a family separation I can get behind!
9. What does Trump want for Christmas? beautiful clean coal from Santa Mueller Clause.
   I hope this hasn't been said before.
10. A German is trying to to make his way to Paris At the border, the French customs agent asks him
    Name?
    Hans Mueller.
    Place of residence?
    Munich.
    Occupation?
    No, just vacation this time.

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Mueller One Liners

Which mueller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mueller? I can suggest the ones about administration and president.

1. Why is the Mueller probe taking so long? cuz he's not rushin'
2. Bob Mueller walks into a bar. BARTENDER: "What'll you have?"
   MUELLER: "Just Ice."
3. What does Robert Mueller like to drink? Just ice.
4. What was Robert Mueller's favorite childhood game? Donnimoes.
5. What is Robert Mueller's least favorite drink? Moscow Muel

Laughter Mueller Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about mueller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean investigation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mueller pranks.