Mueller Jokes

Funniest Mueller Short Jokes

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1. Did you hear that Donald sent Melania to find out about the Mueller probe? She came back and told him it's at least eight inches.
2. We are making White Russians to celebrate the Mueller report release, but I can't remember the recipe. Kahlua-sion or no kahlua-sion?
3. Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections. Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!
4. What did President Trump shout at Bob Mueller when the President's golf cart sideswiped Mueller's golf cart? No Collision! No Collision!
5. Robert Mueller goes before Congress.. Rhetorically, he asks who would be so low that they would sell our country and values for personal profit?
   All of the republicans stand to volunteer.
6. Trump: "How dare you call me conniving!" Mueller: "Mr. Trump, do you know the meaning of the word 'connive'? Trump: "Of course I do! It's what Melania uses to cut my steak!"
7. Robert Mueller is looking at Don Jr. and Ivanka's involvement in Trump Tower Moscow This is a family separation I can get behind!
8. What does Trump want for Christmas? beautiful clean coal from Santa Mueller Clause.
   I hope this hasn't been said before.
9. What do the Russians and Robert Mueller have in common? They never have any trouble getting any secrets out of Donald Trump.
10. Mueller walks into a bar in the Midwest The bartender says, You better thank me for my service.

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Mueller One Liners

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1. Why is the Mueller probe taking so long? cuz he's not rushin'
2. Bob Mueller walks into a bar. BARTENDER: "What'll you have?"
   MUELLER: "Just Ice."
3. What does Robert Mueller like to drink? Just ice.
4. What was Robert Mueller's favorite childhood game? Donnimoes.
5. What is Robert Mueller's least favorite drink? Moscow Muel

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