Mud Puddle Jokes
5 mud puddle jokes and hilarious mud puddle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mud puddle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mud Puddle Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good mud puddle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
For cake day, I wanted to share my grandpa's favorite joke when I was growing up: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
-A man fell in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
-The man took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
-Bubbles was the woman next door.
What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth?
A dirty cotton rock s**....
Why did the chicken cross the road... to get to the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road again and step in a puddle of mud....
Because he is a dirty double crosser.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
One day, two white horses were going around the plains, then they fell into a mud puddle.
Three women were returning to their Hungarian Village
When they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched, he stumbled and fell face down in a puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she could recognize him. However, his face was covered with mud and she could not tell. So she unzipped his pants. She remarked, "Well he's nto my husband." The second woman peered over the first woman's shoulder and agreed saying "he's definitely not your husband." Then the third woman bent over to look and exclaimed, " he's not even from the village!"
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