Mud Bath Jokes
10 mud bath jokes and hilarious mud bath puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mud bath that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mud Bath Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good mud bath joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
For cake day, I wanted to share my grandpa's favorite joke when I was growing up: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
-A man fell in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
-The man took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
-Bubbles was the woman next door.
A couple got into an argument...
A couple got into an argument while on a drive through the countryside. It got quite heated and neither of the two wanted to concede, so they sat in silence for several kilometers.
As they passed a farm full of pigs bathing in mud, the wife spoke up and said:
"Relatives of yours?"
The man replied:
"In-laws."
Why do we give mud baths to old people?
To get them used to dirt.
A guy goes to the the doctor. He finds out he has cancer and three months to live. He asks the doctor is there anything we can do?
The doctor says: "Well you could take mud baths.
The guy says: "Oh great will that help me live longer?"
The Doctor says: "No, it but it will get you used to being in the dirt"
Dan went to his physician for his annual check-up.
However, he was shocked when his doctor said to him, I'm afraid you've only got three weeks to live.
Are you sure? said Dan, I feel fine. Isn't there anything that can be done?
Well, said his doctor, you could try taking a mud bath each day.
Will that cure me? asked Dan.
No, but it'll get you used to the dirt , responded the physician.
Dirty joke, clean joke, adult joke
Timmy played in the mud. That's the dirty part.
So Timmy took a bath with bubbles. That's the clean part.
Bubbles is the girl next door.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Sam played in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Sam took a bath with Bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
Enjoy this middle school level joke I suddenly remembered for some reason.
Ill
A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks.
'So you can get used to the ground of course!'
Dirtiest joke
A white horse rolled in mud.
Cleaner version- I gave it a bath.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
2 more white horses fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
All three took baths.
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