Mucus Jokes
4 mucus jokes and hilarious mucus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mucus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Mucus Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good mucus joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Imagine being in Walmart during the zombie apocalypse
On one side are lumbering, fat things with mucus coming out there nose dragging themselves across the ground and on the other side are zombies
I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...
He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.
It was the spitting image of me.
Did you hear about that fancy, new, lightweight mucus that scientists discovered?
It's rather phlegm-buoyant!
What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?
One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.
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