The Best 7 Mucus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mucus jokes. There are some mucus liposuction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mucus scenter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mucus Jokes and Puns

Imagine being in Walmart during the zombie apocalypse

On one side are lumbering, fat things with mucus coming out there nose dragging themselves across the ground and on the other side are zombies

I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...

He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.

It was the spitting image of me.

Did you hear about that fancy, new, lightweight mucus that scientists discovered?

It's rather phlegm-buoyant!

What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?

One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.

Gender is like your nose mucus

If it's fluid, you're not healthy.


What do you call it when someone is lying about their mucus producing cells?

Cystic FIB-rosis

My dad thinks its attractive when mucus rolls out of his nose.

It's snot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mucus goo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mucus nostril piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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