Mt Everest Jokes

Funniest Mt Everest Short Jokes

Short mt everest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mt everest humour may include short mount everest jokes also.

1. I just recently finished building a model of Mt. Everest and a friend asked, "Is it to scale?" "No," I said.
   "It's to look at."
2. I went to a restaurant on the summit of Mt. Everest. I give it 3 stars. Food was good, not much atmosphere though.
3. Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest? Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.
   Dad's lack-toes-intolerant.
4. On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs. "How is that possible?" I asked.
   "Himalayan rooster," he replied.
5. Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher.
6. Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person Stay lazy, my friends
7. Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.
8. Did you hear that paris hilton has agreed to climb Mt. Everest? It's being called the Paris climb it agreement.
9. I heard they just opened a BBQ restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest Careful though, the steaks are high.
10. Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."

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Mt Everest One Liners

Which mt everest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mt everest? I can suggest the ones about mountain peak and alps.

1. I cut the top off of Mt. Everest. I only wanted to take a peak.
2. What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People
3. What mountain is just smaller than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer
4. What did Hailey Joel Osmont say when climbing mt everest? Icy dead people
5. What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer
6. At the top of Mt. Everest, two climbers get in a fight. It was all downhill from there.
7. Why do they call it Mt Everest? Because there are people laying all over the mountain!
8. Girl: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mt. Everest, what'd you give me? Boy: A push
9. Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
10. Climbing Mt. Everest is great and all... ...but it's all downhill from there.
11. My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover.
12. I took a couple of cows to the top of Mt. Everest ...and the stakes could not be higher
13. What is Mt. Everest's favorite meal of the day? Ava-lunch!

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