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Humorous Msg Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good msg joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience.

The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake.

Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who wanted to cook with MSG?

He ate a bullet.

Bad Diet

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami, Florida.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake?"

Girl, are your initials M.S.G.?

'cause all I see is u -- mami.

A girl asked me to msg her the other day...

so I Ajinomotoed her.


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