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Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins?

They both share the trophy

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor
(OC)

Mr. Rogers had a 9 step guide to talking to Children. I have 1 Step.

Step 1 - Don't Talk to Children

What four words would break Reddit's heart?

Mr. Rogers touched me.

Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Tom Hanks walk into a bar...

The NSA doesn't understand public television

Why do people enjoy watching Mr. Rogers so much when they could watch the entire neighborhood

Mr. Rogers the biology teacher called on Mary

"Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions expands upto 6 times it's normal size?"
Mary gasped and said in a huff, " Mr. Rogers! That is a very inappropriate question. The principal will be hearing of this. " She sat down red faced.
"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Rogers.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions." said Susan.
"That is correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you, Firstly, You have not studied your lesson.
Secondly, You have a dirty mind. And Third, boy are you going to be disappointed someday."

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