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Funniest Mr Miyagi Short Jokes

Short mr miyagi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mr miyagi humour may include short mr t jokes also.

  1. Olympic curling seems like the kind of game... Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
  2. What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon.
    Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
  3. Why was Mr. Miyagi reluctantly allowed to do the laundry at the Cobra Kai dojo? He's Anti-Kreese.
  4. Who took care of Mr. Miyagi's s**... needs after his wife died? No one. Now he just wax off.

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Mr Miyagi One Liners

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  1. What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off
  2. How does Mr Miyagi like to relax? He wax off....
  3. What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive? Focus, Daniel-san
  4. If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be? Racks on, racks off.
  5. What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off.
  6. What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off.
  7. What does Mr Miyagi do in his spare time to relax? Wax off.
  8. What does Mr Miyagi do to relax? Wax off
  9. How does Mr. Miyagi eat Babybels? Wax on, wax off
  10. Did anyone know Mr. Miyagi is a pedofile? He was caught waxing off boys.
  11. Mr Miyagi's Beauty Salon is called Wax on, Wax AAaarghfff.
  12. What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y

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