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Mr Freeze Jokes

9 mr freeze jokes and hilarious mr freeze puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mr freeze that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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So.. When Mr Freeze leaves a crime scene..

So... when Mr Freeze has left a crime scene, you know its his work because people are frozen/there are frozen objects around right?
I would go as far to say thats him leaving his "Cooling Card"

How did Batman defeat Mr Freeze?

He In-salted Him.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Batman serve Mr. Freeze?

Just ice.

Does Mr. Freeze have to let his meat thaw...

...before he beats it?

As an adult I think I understand why Mr. Freeze got so upset when he had to put his wife, Nora, on Ice

After all no one likes cold Fries.

Mr Freeze vs. Black Panther. Who wins?

Black Panther, because he nevah freeze

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Netflix and CHILL

... It turns out, it's not just for Mr Freeze.

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