Mr Bean Jokes

16 mr bean jokes and hilarious mr bean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mr bean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mr Bean Short Jokes

Short mr bean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mr bean humour may include short mr t jokes also.

  1. Mr bean made the whole world laugh without saying a word But when i say a joke they would throw me out of the car.
  2. I saw Mr. Bean in Han Solo's ship in Chicago today! Basically we saw The Bean in Millennium Park...

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Mr Bean One Liners

Which mr bean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mr bean? I can suggest the ones about mr jones and mr mrs.

  1. What is the first name of Mr. Bean? Piratesofthecarib
  2. What's your favorite kind of bean? Mine is Mr.
  3. Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow???
    2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
  4. Feminists are like Mr. Bean They do s**... stuff and everybody laughs at them!

Entertaining Mr Bean Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about mr bean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mr bean pranks.

Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean

Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.​If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.
Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.
Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?
Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.
Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*
Einstein asks: What is it?
Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.

The story of Mr. Bean vs. Einstein

Einstein: I will give you a question, and you will give a question to me as well. If you can't answer my question, you will give me $1, and if I can't answer your question, I will give you $1000.
Mr. Bean: OK
Einstein: (gives Mr. Bean a hard question)
Mr. Bean: (gives Einstein a dollar)
Einstein: Okay, your turn.
Mr. Bean: What is the animal that has 4 legs, and when he crosses a street has only 2 legs, and when he goes back, he has 5 legs.
Einstein: (thinking very long) I give up. I can't answer that. (Einstein gives Mr. Bean $1000)
Einstein: But what animal is that, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: (gives $1 to Einstein)

Einstein vs. Mr. Bean

The two were conversing.
Einstein challenged Mr. Bean, stating that if Bean couldn't answer Einstein's question, Bean would have to give him $1 as self-punishment.
Bean could also ask Einstein a question in return, and if the genius couldn't answer, he would have to give up $1000.
Einstein asked a very complicated question to which Bean had no answer.
Frustrated, Bean gave him a dollar. Now it was his turn.
B: "What animal has 4 legs, but only has 2 when he crosses the street, but 5 when he comes back?"
Stumped, Einstein gave him $1000.
E: "Good one. But tell me, what is this animal?"
Mr. Bean gave him a dollar.

Mr. Bean vs Einstein

*Einstein*: I will give you a question and you will give me one. If you can't answer my question, you will give me $!, and if I can't answer your question, I'll give you $1000!
*Mr. Bean*: Okay.
*Einstein*: What is a light year a measure of?
*Mr. Bean*: *Gives Einstein $1*
*Einstein*: It's a measure of distance! Okay, your turn.
*Mr. Bean*: What is the animal that has 4 legs, and when he crosses a street he only has 2 legs, and when he goes back, he only has 5 legs?
*Einstein*: *(Thinks very hard)*... I don't know, I can't answer that...*(Einstein gives Mr. Bean $1000)*
*Einstein*: But what animal is that, Mr. Bean?
*Mr. Bean*: *Gives Einstein $1*

Mr. Bean and Einstein

Mr. Bean and Einstein were taking a coffee when Einstein challenges Mr. Bean to a knowledge challenge.
**Einstein**: here is the deal, Bean. I'll make you a question. If you don't know the answer you give me 1$. Then you ask me something and if I have no answers for you, I'll give you 1000$
**Mr. Bean**: Fine.
Einstein, sure of his upcoming success, proceeds to ask Bean his question.
**Einstein**: What's the basic of quantum physics?
**Mr. Bean**: ehm...
He gives Einstein $1.
**Einstein**: alright, it's your turn now.
**Mr. Bean**: What has four legs while crossing the street, five legs when sitting down and two legs while flying?
Einstein thinks once, twice... But he really can't come up with an answer so he gives Mr. Bean $1000.
But then...
**Einstein**: But what was the answer?
*Mr. Bean gives Einstein $1*.

There's this lady who works in a bank...

... her name is Patricia Wack, but all her friends and colleagues call her Pattie. She's very good at her job. One of those people who pays painful and pedantic attention to detail, does everything by the book, and is generally a bit annoying, but does a great job as a bank teller.
One day, while she's going about her daily tasks, a frog hops up onto her counter.
"I want a loan," says the frog.
"Have you filled out the application?" asks Patricia.
"No," replies the frog. "I don't need to bother with all that b**.... Just go and get your manager. I've dealt with him before, and he'll give me the loan."
"Hang on," says Patricia, "I don't see any paperwork or ID, and I don't know the first thing about you. I don't know if you're having me on, or trying to defraud the bank. What's your name?"
"Kermit Jagger," says the frog.
"Now you're really having me on," says Patricia. "Get out of this bank before I call the police."
"No, seriously, go talk to your manager," says the frog. He digs around in his pocket and pulls out a Mr Bean Bobblehead. "Take this and give it to him. He'll know what it is."
Patricia reluctantly takes the toy, and walks upstairs to her manager's office. She knocks on the door, and he waves her in.
"What is it, Pattie?" He asks.
"Well, sir, there's a frog downstairs wanting a loan, but has none of the necessary documents or ID. He says he knows you, and to give you this." With that she places the bobblehead on the manager's desk.
The manager looks at it for a little while, smiles and says, "No worries, Pattie. You can go ahead and approve him up to $20,000."
"But sir!!! He has no ID or credit history with him! He didn't bring any paperwork, and won't do this by the book at all! What's going on, anyway? And what is that... toy that he made me bring to you, anyway?? What's that got to do with it?"
The manager sighs, leans forward, and says, "It's a nick-nack, Pattie Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."